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[โ€“] Arancello@aussie.zone 109 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Need to add Raised by americans to this list

[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This might explain why I've never quite felt civilized.

[โ€“] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Feral really

[โ€“] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Keeps talking about 'pounds' and 'feet' while complaining about how all the other americans are so dumb.

[โ€“] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

The only good thing with imperial units is the joke: my penis is only an inch but it smells like a foot.

IIRC

Fond of yards and gallons but wholeheartedly knows nine milimetre.

[โ€“] daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Says the Aussie.

[โ€“] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can behave!

... sometimes.

[โ€“] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Listen, ignore what the parks department says, most of us are house trained

[โ€“] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

licks light switch

[โ€“] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Hahahahah!!! Where are you from? >:(

[โ€“] tetris11@feddit.uk 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] glitch1985@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sister city of Fucking, Austria

[โ€“] anise@quokk.au 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

changed their name to fugging iirc

[โ€“] glitch1985@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah too many tourists is something I'd never thought I'd hear a town say.

[โ€“] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

French is now a swear word???

[โ€“] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Its why we call them "freedom fries" now

I heard McDonalds was changed into MagaDonalds now.

[โ€“] Bullerfar@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

This is so true xD

[โ€“] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They're running around wearing a potato sack and a beret.

[โ€“] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Don't forget the baguette.

[โ€“] pentastarm@piefed.ca 10 points 1 month ago

Hon hon hon

[โ€“] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)


i keep saying do not make the big one run. he is FUL. of. WINE!

[โ€“] kalpol@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Expedition 33 Clair Obscur. I might have the words in the wrong order

[โ€“] kalpol@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

On my wish list. I did not imagine that it might be funny

try not to look up spoilers until you have completed it and want your second run. it will break your force-french heart repeatedly until you have none left

[โ€“] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

to be fair there are only few that can say anything about a baguette, most notably germans

[โ€“] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

4+ years old Wikipedia vandalism

[โ€“] tchnqs@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

Instead they have "Other cases" where France and Pyrenees are mentioned one too many times.

That explains the image quality. Here's a fresh screenshot, taken without harming any animals, children, the French or Wikipedia:

[โ€“] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As someone who works in a French school cantine, I concur.

[โ€“] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 28 points 1 month ago

Way back in the early 1980's my class at school went on an exchange trip to, er, Poitiers I think.

One day we were visiting the school of the French kids who we would later be hosting. There was a French boy at the far end of the table I was sitting at who ate his meal but, instead of eating the orange he had, he started making little incisions into the skin, just far enough to get to the flesh of the orange.

I wondered if this was some crazy French way of eating orange so I kept on watching as he worked his way around the orange. He must have made nearly a hundred little incisions. Then he looked around the canteen, stood up, and hurled the orange, full strength at another kid. The orange hit the other boy on his upper chest and just exploded!

Shortly after that, food was going everywhere. A few kids ducked out of the canteer as soon as it started but the rest just started hurling whatever was left on their trays at each other. Naturally, being a keen francophile and wanting to learn more about French culture, I joined in. Good times.

[โ€“] Fedizen@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They're demanding 'wages' and 'cigarettes' while sexually harrassing the female scientists.

i tried to pay them in wine but they just took the wine and made honking noises!

[โ€“] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Ahhhhhh, the french! Champaign! Has always been celebrated for it's excellence!

............does he do anything?

[โ€“] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Where "free range" children count as feral, all French children are feral. Was a trick category.

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 month ago

I wanna know more about the ones raised by ostritches.

[โ€“] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well, to be fair, not having a proper appreciation for terroir is just barbaric for a French person.

[โ€“] kamenlady@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Would like to meet the ostrich person

[โ€“] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

Truly depraved. A crime against humanity

[โ€“] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] betanumerus@lemmy.ca -2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This breaches rules 1, 2 and 5.

[โ€“] Warl0k3@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

... Illegal?