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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/celestially_lunar on 2026-02-25 03:54:32+00:00.
Hello Reddit.
It is currently 4am and I am finally no longer wanting to bang my head into a wall, however I am absolutely peeved and slightly traumatized lol
Tonight I fell asleep watching a youtube video on my ancient Acer gaming laptop and it died on me during the night. When I woke up, I realized I was hearing a low buzzing sound. It‘s a subtle but persistent static that drives you crazy because it just. doesn't. stop. I don‘t know how else to describe, it's just a kind of persisent low staticky buzzing.
The funny thing is I also experienced that yesterday, it went on for hours. So I‘m here thinking that it may be my laptop's fault, especially as I had a cider incident a couple weeks prior where I spilled some on it. I was concerned the sugar may have been eroding some internal processors or whatever; I‘m only half competent with electronics.
However, my laptop was completely out of charge. And that stumped me. How is there persistent electric/static noise when my laptop is dead? Shouldn't there be no electricity at all?
I start flipping my laptop, charging it, turning it on and off. In the 4am silence the constant static noise is driving me crazy and so incredibly loud in my ears I start to get upset. But no matter what I do, no matter how many times I turn it on and off it doesn't stop!!!
Finally I lose it, the buzz is giving me sensory overload, so I call my poor dad in my home country as he is an IT guy (I‘m in my early twenties, yes I run to my parents at the slightest inconvenience). Had to wake the poor guy up at 4am in the morning. At this point I am losing my mind from the constant buzzing that is all-consuming to my ears in the silence of my tiny dorm room and all I want is for it to stop, I‘m just crying. I also am afraid that it may be a critical issue of the battery or whatever and that it'll explode on me.
My dad reassures me and tells me to bring it to the shop in the morning. Cool. I finally do what I should have done much earlier. I put my laptop into my ensuite bathroom and close the door. The static… doesn't stop and it still comes from my desk. So… it isn't my laptop?
Turns out that I had placed my knitting bag on my "high tech" lamp in my dorm room, which has a magsafe phone charging pad. The contact between my metal knitting needles and the charging pad was what was causing the static noise, not my laptop. As soon as I took the bag away, the noise stopped. I made the same mistake yesterday too where after knitting to not overcrowd my already cluttered desk I put it really close/half on the lamp to make space.
Now I have peace and my expensive laptop is not broken. But I am haunted incessantly by that stupid static sound and though there is silence now, my brain is replicating the incessant static buzz in my ears and I am residually traumatized.
TLDR; I kept hearing a persistent static-buzzing sound in my silent room that was driving me crazy. Thought it was my laptop but my its battery was dead. It was my metal knitting needles coming in contact with my desk lamp's magsafe charger, creating a current because I put my knitting bag on it. I have my silence back at last, but the buzzing still haunts my mind.