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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I have to wonder how pissed off this dude has to be every time he comes into his philistine son’s awful little home without a single crt. The fact that he’s willing to tolerate any of this goes to show how much he loves his son. That’s parenting goals.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wish my dad was still alive

[–] Alloi@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago

i wish your dad was still alive too.

guy fuckin ruled.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dad wants to go back in time and change events.

[–] mech@feddit.org 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Flashback:

Anon's Dad sits in the living room playing Chrono Trigger
His girlfriend enters the room, wearing nothing but a smile and a pair of childbearing hips
"Why don't you stop playing that stupid game and come to the bedroom, Anon's Dad?"
"What did you just call m..."
"Oh shush!"
Reluctantly he gets up and follows her

Flash forward to today, seeing Anon's cluttered room:

"Shoulda kept playing Chrono Trigger."

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I'm playing Chrono Trigger right now, second playthrough ever. It's good, but I wouldn't say that it's the Greatest GOAT of all time. It's no GoldenEye.

[–] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would discuss Chrono Trigger to change your mind, but that would be gay

/s 😜

This is Lemmy, that's encouraged I think.

[–] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Going back to GoldenEye's control scheme is rough once you're used to using two joysticks.

That's right . which is why you should play the 360 remaster.

I can't go back to the OG 64 one after playing it

[–] alsimoneau@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

The greatest greatest of all time of all time?

[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you have too many typos in Disco Elysium

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Weird ass way of spelling Command and Conquer

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago

Crazy way of spelling Tony Hawk's American Wasteland

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Prefect Dark was GoldenEye improved.

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

A lot of people say that

And some of them might be right

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But it is so so soooo good!

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

You're correct, GoldenEye is a masterpiece, setting a high bar that would only ever be surpassed 10 years later by Duke Nukem

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Fake: Anon's dad shows up

Gay: Anon is talking to other guys about games

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

anon is mad that his dad has taste

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What about secret of mana?

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fun, but I'd like a word with whatever dev decided "charging weapons should account for roughly 1/5 of game time."

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Lol I don't remember, been awhile

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sorry, too busy to worry about "best game" because of my 11th playthrough of Final Fantasy Tactics

[–] Redacted@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

They just put out the remake for the war of the lions on steam a little while back, im on my second playthrough its great