this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2026
527 points (98.0% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

38967 readers
4422 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
all 32 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] jontree255@lemmy.world 97 points 1 month ago

That’s Nick Shirley. Whose antics at daycare centers in Minneapolis led to ICE invading the city and murdering two American citizens.

He should be physically removed from any space he shows up in and punched in the fucking face.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 82 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Nick Shirley, the "Minnesota Somalian daycare fraud" guy. If you watch him talk, or do much of anything, it is pretty clear he's not particularly sharp.

[–] Lighttrails@sh.itjust.works 72 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He did an interview with channel 5 and called out Andrew Callahan afterward saying they chopped the interview to make him look bad. Andrew responded and explained that they edit interviews in such a way to make them smoother without stops to clarify questions, ums and ahs. He also provided behind the scenes footage. This Nick Shirley guy isn’t very articulate or well versed in what he claims to be.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Here's Callaghan's response with the behind-the-scenes stuff for anyone who's interested: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlyNHpEe_k4

The "bevenolent" bits are truly hilarious.

[–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I tried to watch that interview (not this well-deserved rebuttal, the original) and just couldn't force my way through about half, wherever the (dumbass) Brazilian favela story ends. Despite Callaghan and team's sincere efforts, Nick just comes off like the fucking moron he is.

Ignorant about the things he himself has chosen to squawk about, while also truly lacking the mental "equipment" to engage with the topics in any complexity.

Like, any complexity, he seemed completely unable to manage the difference between the ideas "95% of Somali immigrants are law-abiding" and (his claim) "89% of fraud in Minnesota is committed by Somalis". Those can actually both be true and they aren't even very complicated but it was too much for him.

To be clear I'm not weighing in on those stats whatsoever, just the fact that he could not navigate the nuances between them at all.

He's not just wrong and hateful, he's fully incapable of understanding the exact phenomena that he somehow feels called to scrutinize and then scream about. He doesn't realize that "real" conversation on the topic would go completely over his head, he's so foolish that he can't even see how out of his own depth he is.

I'd love to just call him a clown and move on but his flavor of horseshit is SO dangerous these days, as we see!

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

This is fantastic. Just goes to show what kind of people that Shirley guy surrounds himself with already. He probably believes that being interviewed should only reflect the views he agrees with and not be a fair nuetral ground where if you fuck up then you fucked up. The people he surrounds himself with all edit those parts out which is half the problem on it's own. I always liked Andrew for that reason, he definitely never seemed to take 1 side and has no problem showing captured footage of you making yourself look bad.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Holy shit, the dude grew up in a place called Farmington.

That's the most made up sounding place name I've ever heard.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 month ago

Welcome to Farmington. Population: this tool

[–] mech@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

The town I lived in in the US was literally called "Barnes".
The town center consisted of a shop called "Jim's Bait".

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

It's a exurb on the outskirts of Minneapolis. Mostly oil refineries but has a private high school with a really good hockey team.

[–] Firoaren@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

As someone who grew up in a nearby school district, absolutely checks out lmao

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 1 points 1 month ago

To be fair, all names are made up, and not just for places. But yes, Farmington is a little more simplistic than say Louisiana.

[–] DaMummy@hilariouschaos.com 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

He's a Mormon from Utah with family in CIA, and his job is to be an influencer that false flags the nation government into overreaction. He's the reason ICE went into Minnesota, and recently made a video about a California's UPS with apartments above it, so they share the same address, and claimed that couple dozen people use the same voting address, therefor illegally voting. So if you see an increase in ICE in California, he's why.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wondered about "California’s UPS with apartments above it", so I searched. And, I found that Costco is building apartments above one of their stores.

Capitalism getting back to roots with indentured servitude just around the corner.

[–] DaMummy@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Work From Home with literally extra steps.

[–] boeman@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Unless they install elevators

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I mean if we are talking about lack of mental acuity, we are talking about most of MAGA, no? The rest being criminals and sociopaths/psychopaths?

Overall, the model predicts that almost 73% of respondents who missed all 10 questions would vote for Trump (remember, that is controlling for education and the other factors), while about 51% who were average on the exam are expected to vote for Trump. Only 35% of people who had a perfect score on the exam are predicted to be Trump supporters.

Notably, this very strong, significant effect of verbal ability can be identified within educational groups. While non-college whites certainly turned out more heavily for Trump, the smart ones did not — only 38% of those with perfect scores are expected to go for Trump, and only 46% of non-college graduates who scored a standard deviation above the mean. The same is true for college graduates — low cognition college graduates were more likely to vote for Trump. …

https://www.salon.com/2022/03/23/new-research-on-voters-theyre-not-the-sharpest-tools-in-the-box/

“Specifically, non-gifted men scored higher on conservatism than gifted men,” reports PsyPost. “The non-gifted men were more likely to endorse values related to tradition and strict social order. Gifted men were less likely to hold these traditional conservative views.”

https://www.alternet.org/republican-party-maga-men/

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

"Smart people don't like me"

[–] n4ch1sm0@piefed.social 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I've heard from some journalists I follow that them criticizing this chump feels like punching down; I felt validated by that because I felt exactly the same way lmao.

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

He looks like his favorite childhood snack was lead paint

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I know he’s from an LDS family, and they are nominally teetotal, but I’m pretty sure this dude’s mom was on the hard sauce for all nine. I’m just a dude and not a doctor but that looks like FAS to me.

Which absolves him of nothing. Whatever his limitations he knows right from wrong and he’s a bigoted lying asshole who got folks killed. So I don’t really feel bad if his mommy marinated him in her secret schnapps stash.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Who is he?

Edit: NM found out down thread.

[–] watermelonpaloma@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago

That is Bru-tal 😂

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ex-Mormon here.

Mormons like to brag that their kids are healthier and smarter because their mothers are guaranteed to have had no exposure to alcohol or secondhand smoke.

Because of this, there is such a deep culture of shame around even drinking coffee or tea, because it breaks the health code of the religion. It's treated with the same severity as eating pork if you're Jewish or Muslim. No, not everyone does it. But the few who do will go to every length possible to hide it. I met a dude who used to call out sick and wear sunglasses and a wig when he bought caffeine pills at the grocery store, and then swap them out for ibuprofen in the glovebox in his car. His wife divorced him over that.

If he does have FAS, I would bet you $100 right now that the only one who would know would be his mom, and she'll take that shit to her grave.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

He ate his paint chips with salsa.

[–] ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl 11 points 1 month ago
[–] JuliaSuraez@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

True strength isn't about having no emotions, it's about the discipline to not let them drive the car. This is a lesson that takes a lifetime to master but brings the most peace.