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We all know pee is stored in the balls, but what about people with a vasectomy? How do they pee? Are the doctors stealing their piss? What are they doing with all that piss?

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[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

Every time someone with a vasectomy needs to pee they have to call a doctor it's basic science

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pissing is actually an entirely redundant function, people with vasectomies or transfems post bottom surgery simply do not need to pee anymore, just like about 90% of all AFAB individuals (most of whom aren't aware of this due to an enormous disinfo campaign - the "girls don't pee" meme is part of this psyop, a reverse-psychology attempt to gaslight women and girls into using the bathroom). It would be a trivial task to free all of humanity from the piss burden, or give them the option to only piss for fun, if they feel like it, but Big Toilet and the drinking water mafia do not want you to find out the truth.

[–] don@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Honestly can’t believe this even needed to be pointed out

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

It's to be expected in a pissnormative society, even in supposedly leftist and inclusive spaces.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It reroutes the balls to the butt

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

This. Your body adapts - instead of using both buttcheeks to store poop, it switches one of the buttcheeks to store pee.

It's basic science.

You gotta order it online and dump it into the toilet yourself. Huge pain

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago
[–] Masimatutu@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Another question, do ladies pee? If so where is it stored?

[–] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

balls are just external ovaries cmv

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

balls are just ovaries where the cum tube is unwound

when they're kept internally, the tube gets a kink in it like a garden hose and the cum is blocked

pee is stored in the purse

[–] buh@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can’t believe a so-called piss expert has questions about piss 😒

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I am beginning to question the wisdom of previous piss-themed posts given this new information

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Even the best brain surgeons never stop learning. Stop judging me.

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

peeing being stored in the balls is a lie. Pee is stored in the prostate.

[–] boiledfrog@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

it leaves the body when sweating

[–] don@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They have pill-sized roombas roaming around in their bodies, just vacuuming up all that piss.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Are there tiny cells that sit on the roombas like cats?

[–] pooh@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

I didn't read the question, but the answer is always yes

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They put the piss in swimming pools and then tell you not to pee in them 🙄

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Typical government missmanagement

pissmanagement

[–] wax_worm_futures@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

So you know how insects have no lungs, just a series of tubes throughout their body that let oxygen in as they enlarge their body cavity?

It's a similar thing in the taint, the piss just diffuses through.

Piss is smart, it knows where to go.