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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/LiquidLotion on 2026-02-24 05:30:35+00:00.
Went home with a girl. Said she had a pool. Got to her place. She got naked. Jumped in the pool. Decided to get naked too, even though I knew I couldn't swim. Told myself I was tall enough to stand in the pool and keep my head above water. Girl had no idea I was literally about to risk my life for pussy. Instead of diving in, I walked in. Slow and steady. Panicked as soon as the girl splashed me in the face before disappearing underwater and suddenly reappearing behind me for a surprise piggyback ride. Panic turned into fighting for my fucking life as I was no longer standing in the pool, but actually sinking. Girl thought I was playing so she clung to my back for as long as possible.
Pushed her off of me and yelled for help. Girl finally realised I was drowning for real and helped me out of the pool. Regained my composure after catching my breath. Girl said I was fucking stupid for toying with my life like that. Couldn't argue. All the lights in her house suddenly switched on. Girl grabbed the closest shirt and covered her naked body. A confused man emerged from the house and asked what the fuck was going on. Girl said everything was fine and instructed the man to please go back inside. Dude got upset and yelled at the girl for pulling the same shit every fucking time the two of them travel.
Girl yelled back at the man and said he was her fucking coach, not her fucking father. Dude nodded in the most pissed off way imaginable and said she could train on her own the next morning. Girl instantly said sorry and promised to go to bed immediately if he trained her tomorrow. Dude disappeared without responding. Girl basically chased me away after that. Needless to say, weird night.
Tl:dr Went skinny dipping with a girl, knowing I couldn't swim, and almost died to get my dick wet.