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Nadezhda used to scuttle around the drab halls of a bureaucratic building in southwestern Russia before she was recruited for an unprecedented experiment in space.

Suddenly, her life of anonymity — just trying to avoid hunger and the thick rubber tread of a boot — was elevated for a higher purpose. She would become a mother, and she would show the world what happens when multiples are conceived in outer space.

When she returned, everyone at the Institute of Biomedical Problems in Voronezh, Russia, waited and watched Nadezhda, whose name means "hope," like the lower-than-lab-rat that she was.

Then, the day arrived: 33 cockroach babies were born, presenting unusual mutations. They were larger, ran faster, and even looked different from their brethren bugs on Earth. While the upper shells of the newborn critters are normally clear, Nadezhda's brood was already sporting a dark reddish-brown coat.

"It's like a space horror film in the making, when you think about it," Alex Layendecker, founder of the Astrosexological Research Institute, told Mashable.

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[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

So far no mammals — or any animal with a backbone, for that matter — has completed its life cycle from conception to adulthood in space.

I gotta ask, why the hell not?? Surely that's something that has been considered by more than just the Russians.

Edit: Lmfao, they did study sperm in space, and two of the job titles stand out: Payload Developer, Payload Manager XD

Edit2: OH MY DAYS THEY HAVE THEIR OWN MISSION PATCH!

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Here's the page I found it in: https://ivfmeeting.com/products/space-environment-significantly-alters-sperm-functions-the-micro-11-investigation-conducted-aboard-the-international-space-station

It includes a YouTube video, and summary of the conclusions:

TL;DR: Sperm still moves just fine in space, it just doesn't know which way to go, which is probably detrimental. At least, in a petri dish or whatever, who knows what will happen if you try to impregnate a lady like that one in Big Lebowski.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

“It’s like a space horror film in the making, when you think about it,”

No thanks.

Also: "Astrosexological Research Institute"? Now there's my Risky Google of the Day.