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[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 82 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I had to read it three times to realize "mow" was "Mao" (Zedong).

Also I think reading it that many times has caused me to have a stroke.

[–] Thrydwulf@lemmy.today 25 points 1 month ago

Lol in that case I must be getting numb to idiots. Despite acknowledging the spelling mistakes, I read it in one pass; “Mow” became “Mao” without my blood pressure changing.

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[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 70 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] abfarid@startrek.website 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I did not hit her! I did not!

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

Oh, hi Carl Mark.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago
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[–] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

reminder that these people vote

[–] postcapitalism@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

The curse of a normal distribution is in the tails

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[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I consider it plausible that someone actually posted it and meant it, some people I work with have reached the same mental stage (slightly above toddler). Bear in mind; these people are allowed to vote and drive cars.

[–] treesapx@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

It's absolutely plausible. I know a guy who posts just like this.

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[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Carl Mark is like the dollar store version. Everyone remembers when Carl Mark and Fred Angles wrote the Kommunist Metafisto.

"Mom can we have Communism?"
"We have Communism at home."

Communism at home: Carl Mark

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 14 points 1 month ago
[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Kommunist Metafisto" made me chuckle. Thanks.

[–] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Feels like that could be a minor villain from Captain America's Silver Age rogues gallery.

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Joe Stealin' lead the Sufficient Onion ans the revolution was done by Vladmire Leanin'

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't forget the controversy around Leo Trapeze before he was exiled.

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago

yes yes and the Amnestian war on V it numb

[–] rogsson@piefed.social 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Trying to read that shit broke my brain

[–] jafra@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

My eyes went sore only..

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That's right. You like that? Ok forget socialism. Just join us on this one thing. Wait until you learn that if you bargain collectively you can double your pay. You like that one too, right? Wait until you hear about having healthcare that costs one tenth of what you're currently paying. You like that one too, right? Wait until you get a load of your kids going to school for free. You like that one too, right? Wait until you hear about actual political representation in government and having your voice heard and have power over the corporations that got you by the balls. You like that one too, right? Wait until you hear about socialism. You like that one too, right?

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Break through the propaganda by focussing on the accessible core demands, not the labels / theories. Anything is better than the current path.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 10 points 1 month ago

Agreed. They're allergic to the labels. Let's focus on the fundamentals and let them discover it for themselves.

[–] sandwich@piefed.social 20 points 1 month ago

Reading this made my IQ go from University of Oxford to Oxford, Mississippi.

[–] Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app 16 points 1 month ago

TIL Falling off your barstool, drunk, counts as "political leaning"

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is this satire or sincere Methese?

[–] draco_aeneus@mander.xyz 9 points 1 month ago

There's no way that the first victim that comes to mind to someone who is serious about this would be 'landlords'. This is a truly sad tyre.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She's smarter than Ben Shapiro. I'll give her that.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Low bar, but fair enough.

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago

Reading that I thought I had a stroke

[–] ddssazsa@piefed.social 12 points 1 month ago
[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

slowly inhales

[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looking forward to US's cultural revolution and the Great Drive Forward.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Idiots leaning right seems to be a thing. Maybe they need a Führer to do the thinking for them...

[–] notabot@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thats the thing, if you're feeling lost and powerless, having someone "strong" tell you that it's because of some other group and telling you what to do and what to think probably feels really encouraging and positive. The fact you're even more powerless in that situation probably doesn't even register.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wonder how many of those folks grew up under an authoritarian parenting style too?

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 3 points 1 month ago

Authoritarian parents, authoritarian schools, and an authoritarian religion.

It takes effort to break free from that kind of upbringing.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

But Mow poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!!

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

Eeeeaaahhhhhh..

My eyes are burning reading that..

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago

Meow the Dong will save us all

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

If Insanity Wolf became a political pundit...

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Link or it didn't happen.

[–] thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The proletariat don't need to learn theory if they get to class consciousness organically.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

The proletariat needs to learn spelling.

Also, someone needs to learn theory, because imagine someone like this as a president. Oh, wait...

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[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 5 points 1 month ago

Vote 1 maga mom

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Political leaning: Dumbass

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Had me in the first half

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

At least their heart's in the right place.

"Are you right-wing or left-wing?"

"correct"

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

My brain hurts.

[–] REDACTED 2 points 1 month ago

America will never. Be a socialist country

Punctuation matters

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