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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 121 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think that the FBI is probably working better than normal with ol googly eyes out partying.

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He always looks like someone is slowly but steadily sliding hardboiled eggs into his asshole, and he’s lowkey enjoying it but is trying not to react.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think he can see ghosts and they're all actively blaming him for their deaths.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago

only while high on cocaine and drunk on alcohol.

[–] OctopusNemeses@lemmy.world 83 points 1 month ago (5 children)

The men's team immediately turned a massive win into a massive embarrassment.

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago

Tbf the whole of America is a massive embarrassment at the moment.

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[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 77 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To be clear, this is not a joke. That's literally him.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I haven't held a bottle at that angle since I was 19 years old

Maybe I could be the FBI director if I start drinking again

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Anybody can be a part of the Trump Admin.

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[–] doug@lemmy.today 70 points 1 month ago (1 children)

by all means dude, keep drinking.

show us how drunk you can get. I bet I can drink you under the table. did you know antifreeze is like the best alcohol? let’s go get you hella crunk.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hear it tastes pretty good, too.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

No no no, you're thinking of bleach. Thats the one you gotta drink straight, no mixers, just for the taste! Now bring this glass of bleach to Kash.

Edit: Also, I'm unclear if your name is Spicy Tuna, or Spicy Luna.

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

In the display name I also can't tell, but the account is spicytuna62 so something seems fishy.

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Charlie Kirk's killer turns himself in. This cunt literally says "we got him".

[–] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

This is beautiful art. Masterpiece of our time.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

A job well done. Time for a beer and some 'caine.

[–] Binturong@lemmy.ca 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Exactly as intended by the administration. All governmental bodies will be made subservient to the great leader through installing purposely incompetent and bad faith loyalists and sycophants. This should not be a surprise at this point, it should fill us all with righteous anger.

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Pretty much exactly this. You stick useless people in these important roles so they can't get enough traction to try for your chair, but you also want people who are at least smart enough to do whatever you tell them to do. Patel is actually a smart pick, he's just too dumb to know how to push around actual field agents and only knows how to push around analysts and media.

[–] harmbugler@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago

This is the clicktatorship. Actually competent at the job? No, just tweet more about it, in a costume if you can.

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No offense to the Guthrie family but it was pretty clear that local LE and the FBI don't give a shit when it was weeks later that they asked people to send outdoor camera vids and even more clear when the local delivery driver was their only suspect after that.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

really makes you think how valuable teh surveillance state can actually be making a case against Luigi Mangione when it can't find a an old lady whose family is cooperating

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

She should've tried hanging out in a McDonalds with all the "evidence" needed to make a case on the abductor and a note explaining the night's events

^/s^

[–] notso@feddit.org 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Gee, it's almost as if rich snobs are looking down at us the poor and pious from their fancy-shmancy mansions and laughing at us while we're on the streets begging for food and money. The solution to this problem is seize the means of production and redistribute all that wealth to the poor. Seriously!

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[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I've since learned only 5% of USA hockey players identify as Democrats so I guess this should not be shocking.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 12 points 1 month ago

sports is pretty much as political as Politics, so theres a "that side and your side" and conservatives love these types of tribalism.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What percent of republicans are kash patel enjoyers at this point though?

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I think most of that lot doesn't know who that even is, and if you tried to explain then the tribalism kicks in and they'll defend child rape, ICE, tariffs, the president shitting his pants live on TV, anything and everything.

If you just mean informed Republicans...couldn't tell you lol I don't live there. Do those exist outside of grifter sociopaths and the owner class?

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[–] FalschgeldFurkan@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Sorry, but I just can't unsee it

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 month ago

Back home they used to call him the bitch with the boner sized tits but now that he's head of the FBI he gets to call himself cash money. One day he'll go back to his old name and everyone will know him for the little wanker he is.

[–] ReCursing@feddit.uk 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's been two: The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince last week, and Peter Mandelson today. Both in the UK. Glad we can get SOMETHING right!

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[–] leftist_lawyer@lemmy.today 15 points 1 month ago

Fast forward 5 years to when he’s featured as “very serious person” on the Sunday morning news junket, and Eric Trump is the new Lord High Imperial Police Director.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 12 points 1 month ago

Your tax dollars at work.

[–] AtHeartEngineer@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Idiocracy, this govt is idiocracy

[–] Zink@programming.dev 14 points 1 month ago

At this point we would be lucky to have somebody like president Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho who actually seems to govern in good faith.

What would the current government do if presented with a super-intelligent advisor? Fix our problems? Lol to that. They would be lucky to be kept alive because somebody that smart is clearly a threat to those who already got theirs.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

He's batshit crazy, I wonder if he can run for President he seems pretty presidential nowadays

I'm not going to look it up, I'm depressed

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What a joke that guy is. He's like a rich nerd who gets to party with the cool kids while displaying the over-the-top eagerness that marks their kind. We need a serious guy who takes things seriously not a frat boy mentality power guy.

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[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago (8 children)

I've never heard of this Guthrie person. Every time I hear about it on the news, I think it's some kind of distraction from the Epstein files

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

it is, they want the MSM to be flooded with not-epstein news, right now its "KASH patel partying with hockey team"

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[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

X files would have been very different with Kash instead of the mysterious smoking man

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

Kash never got past L in school so would he even be aware of them?

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Working exactly like it's supposed to under trump.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is there somewhere on Lemmy that we can discuss the Guthrie case or missing persons? Because I think the ransom is a cover up!

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Everyone with experience in these cases agrees the woman is dead, it was a home invasion gone wrong. I think the authorities know this. I assume the ransom and ensuing press coverage is just a huge distraction from other things going on, because it makes LE look good. They certainly don't give a shit when a brown person goes missing, but a famous white lady's mom, yeah that's gripping news POTUS needs to be involved with

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