Mate if heaven is so boring grandma is watching you gobble balls instead of spending all her time gobbling balls do you even wanna go.
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So a couple things
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this is premium content I'm making here, mmkay, you best believe I expect a crowd to gather and a 'that's my (grand)son!' with foam #1 fingers, concession grub, and competitive betting taking place
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also hell no I don't want to go, it's all straight people and gay people who died in denial, I want to (continue to) get my freak on with raunchy adorable twinks and chubby guys for a long, long time
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You know what you're about.
Dicks out for Harambe and balls out for grandma?
Dickballs out for Harambe's grandma.
Maybe Grandma is gobbling balls in heaven.
1v1 me gran
1v1? You underestimate granny. 2, 3 sometimes more.
Oh I know what the ladies like
wait no wrong quote-
I remember having this exact concern when I started masturbating, which was obviously shameful and sinful. Good ol' Catholic guilt.
The privacy screen in a confessional booth is there so you don't see the weird old man going to town on himself under his robes. If he slides open a small hole in the divider and tells you to read Song of Solomon 5:4, it's time to run.
I mean, I love how it's programmed YOU should feel ashamed. Like, ghost being some peeping-tom voyeurs... I think is the real problem. Like, granny not adverting her eyes is really not a me problem. Catholics really got start teaching "When you dead, please stop doing creepy things"
Grandma should know enough to look somewhere else.
Reminds me of this comic
They shame you from birth for doing perfectly normal things and healthy things, things they specifically chose because everyone does them, and then they tell you you're being watched everywhere 24/7.
They just want to control as many people as possible, just like politicians, and everyone else who has had a taste of power in their life.
Everything is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power. But, really, everything is about power, including sex.
There is only sex. Everything is sex. Do you understand that what I'm telling you is a universal truth?
Except for sex, which is tennis.
Stop trying to have sex with me with your truth. Pervert.
So, I am a ball-owning-person.
Yet, i find the tought of them being "gobbled" quite distressing.
I guess what i'm asking is: is this a normal thing people do and enjoy???
English is my third language and I had to look up that word, now I'm even more confused. You people randomly spit on your balls?
This was perfect
Gobble usually means to eat quickly or with haste
In this context OOP using "gobbling balls" is a funny and naughty way to say she enjoys performing oral sex on her male partner(s)
according to Cambridge Dictionary gobble means "to eat food too fast" or "to eat quickly and sometimes with a lot of noise"
She's just floating around and criticizing your ball-gobbling technique, trying to offer pointers. You don't blast out a dozen kids to tend the dirt-farm without knowing a thing or two about how they're made.
Let grandma enjoy the show!
Yeah, be happy she can't tell you how you are doing it wrong and in her day...
Meanwhile grama busy gobbling cock in heaven.
Granny is living large
Grandma's absence of pride comes only from your rookie numbers. You gotta up your gobbling game to match the OG
Depends on what kind of grandma was she. Chances are she was secretly cheering and shouting "CHUG CHUG CHUG"
gran's into what?
A lifetime of punishment/reward for a finite life of sin? Nah, come back when heaven understands integrity.
It's so sad that Santa for adults is still a thing
Grandma's a voyeur.