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[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 20 points 1 month ago

I personally think we should close the loopholes in bestiality laws used by farmers.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

....My cow can't get pregnant no matter how many times I...... Hey there buddy! Wrong hole!

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 19 points 1 month ago

For those who are curious, the reason they do this is so they can feel the cervix to make sure they get the semen in far enough.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (9 children)

OK, so first of all, what they are doing in this picture is checking if the cows are pregnant. I have never seen someone being table to impregnate cows by sticking their arm up their ass.

Second thing you should remember: In nature the bull literally does not fucking care. If a cow is ovulating (bulls and cows are able to detect when this is the case), he will literally try to fuck the specific cow the entire fucking day. IRS not like he fucks the cow once and then its done, we are talking about the bull following the cow the whole day and continuously (trying to) fucking her.

I would argue, that a single small metal rod is less tiring than a horny bull trying to fuck you the whole day.

And before people are going to throw shit at me: No, this does not mean, that industrial grade factory farming is in any form or shape a good system. I have seen it all and I know how incredibly bad it can be. However, I Am not a fan of throwing the word rape (even if the exact word has not been used here) around, simply because you could somewhat classify the natural process as rape too.

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[–] BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Look, I just like cheese okay?

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 month ago

Look at what you've done. Look at what must be done in the name of your cheese.

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[–] Cyrus@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

How on earth is this a shitpost?

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