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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/NoSexInSpace on 2026-02-22 06:37:12+00:00.
I offered to drive my gf to work the other day because her car was getting serviced. She's a teacher. Her students are in middle school. As soon as my gf and I stopped in front of the school, one of her students, a scrawny little boy, appeared on the passenger side of my car out of nowhere. He was over the moon to see my gf, but froze when he locked eyes with me. My gf reminded him to be polite and say hello. The little boy said hello and asked me if I was miss so and so's brother. I waved at him and said miss so and so was my gf. Another boy approached my car at that moment. First boy informed second boy that I'm the bf. Both boys laughed for some reason. My gf instructed the two boys to create enough distance between them and the car so that she could open the passenger door and get out.
First boy saw an opportunity and opened the door for my gf. She thanked him for being a gentleman while exiting my car. First boy closed the door behind my gf and said his dad used to do that for his mom, but then his dad stopped because he's gay now. I automatically laughed because of how casually he shared that information. First boy instantly took offence to my reaction and said he was gonna tell his dad I laughed. My gf looked at me like she was on the verge of laughing too, but instead of losing her composure like I did, she encouraged me to say I'm sorry. I said I was sorry for laughing and added that I actually liked gay people. Second boy burst out laughing and asked how could I like gay people AND like my gf. I said I didn't like gay people like I liked my gf. I attempted to explain the difference, but first boy interrupted me and said his dad would like me too.
I looked at my gf for help, but she looked back at me like "welcome to my world." More kids from the same class appeared at that moment. Another boy and one girl. The girl hugged my gf and distracted her from the madness I was in the middle of. The third boy approached my side of the car and asked me if I knew how to spell the word "gargantuan." I said no because I could tell he wanted to spell the word himself. He spelled the following: B... I... T... C... H. First boy called out the third boy for failing to spell "gargantuan", which prompted third boy to point out that he never said he was gonna spell "gargantuan." Second boy finally connected the dots and suddenly shouted "BITCH!" My gf intervened and warned the 3 boys to watch their language before instructing all of them to join the other students. As soon as my gf and I were alone again, she kissed me goodbye and said she was gonna use an Uber to get home because her students were gonna eat me alive.
Tl:dr Dropped my gf at work and got ambushed by her unhinged middle school students.