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[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Even the Holy Spirit makes an appearance, you know shit's about to get real when the Magic Bird shows up.

After this photo, Jesus pulled out a knife and immediately began collecting foreskins from screaming students, He hates those!

Foreskins, not the students. He loves every one of them. That's why they must burn in Hell forever

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

What even are these platforms? Why would anyone use them?

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago
[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Since when does Jesus protect fascists? Obviously the English translation of the Bible is wrong. Poor Americans, they were taught a false Christianity!

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

White Jesus!!!

Wow.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

They spelled Israeli’s wrong

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Jesus didn't see no rape! Vote R! LOL... As LOL as rape is, maybe not LOL? Maybe find someone trustworthy and vote for that person....oh I forgot, we can't vote for president. The electoral college does that. We just provide a mere suggestion. Let's suggest someone pronto.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I might care, if he were real. Or like, y'know, alive. As it stands, I'm not worried.

Besides, I think Jesus would want to deal with the Pedophiles before he goes after those who want to impose the evils of health care upon America.

[–] es_eskaliert@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

Can I get an AMEN!!

[–] aparnavelvet@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What with the giant eagle? 😂

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

that's his mount, i think.

[–] Masterkraft0r@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

if there's a bald eagle this must have been recorded on a trash heap

(yeah, yeah, i know it's ai. chill, will ya?)

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 month ago

White jjesys and giabtrusty aide kick, eagle boy!

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