Bottom left looks dumb now, but in 15 years when it is still doing heavy lifting as a legacy application with no external support, they'll be happy it was overbuilt.
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And that legacy application is actually only using one of those engines and it's to do something completely different and the dev who can explain it retired.
And every time someone removes any of the unused engines, everything falls apart, even things not in any way connected to it.
So we put the engines back, and swear never to speak of it again, at least until we find time to complete a Perl tutorial.
API the legacy uses has been capped. :-/
Also my KSP inventory of vehicles.
Saving this post for ideas in KSP
I can confirm #3 works.
I'd call it the Boeing 788888888887 or the Airbus A3888888880
Except instead of pronouncing it eight eight eight eight eight … it’s just eyyyyyyyyyyt
I didn't know I wanted an airline version of KSP. Would be fun.
Yea, an Airline Tycoon mod/dlc would have been nice.
Honestly an airline tycoon game could be a game on it's own where you have to manage airports, passengers, cargo, routes, etc... Especially if you could mod in, or build your own planes. Sounds fun
Top left is using node for every project
And top right is the node_packages directory.
Those planes are more finished than my projects.
How can a meme make no sense and so much sense at the same time
Also this:
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Or be me, and have a great commit history, 4 years ago, when I just committed random garbage.
Look at bottom left.
Bottom left fucks.
Bottom left is when I make a kubernetes cluster to serve up a mock weather API for practice.
But, if the top right worked, it would be really awesome.
"Boarding starts 4 hours before the flight because we have to load so many damned passengers and luggage"
Seriously, reality aside there’s just ONE DOOR.
I/O issue
shingled passenger storage.
Some people will just stand in the way right after the doorway because they "don't want to stand up when the person for the window seat comes". There'll be others who spend an eternity getting their luggage into the overhead bin. And others will just put their luggage in the first overhead bin they see because "there might not be enough space where I'm sitting". The majority though will decide to derobe right at their seat for 5 minutes because they didn't have enough time to do so while waiting 2 hours before boarding.
Imagine an entire town being killed in just one accident.
But there would have to be less planes, so less accidents in total.
The sum would be about the same, assuming this plane would be averagely safe.
The difference is those got off the ground
Bottom right is just a 737 MAX.
No, it's taking off, not crashing
Not all that different from the canada crj series. Those always feel like they are too long for their wingspan.
Still worth it if you learn something from them, even if that something is that they suck.