This is an automated archive made by the Lemmit Bot.
The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/DudeWheresMyCuteCar on 2026-02-21 05:37:32+00:00.
A few people who were at the wedding decided to reach out to me afterwards. I did a little break down.
Random person 1:
This guy managed to find me on IG. He introduced himself as a friend of the groom and said he was gonna make me piss myself if he ever saw me anywhere near his friend or his friend's wife again.
Fellow single friend I made:
Dude's dad owns an umbrella business or whatever and he's been trying to sell me umbrellas, even though at the wedding he joked about their umbrellas being poor quality and absolutely not worth buying. Apparently, he was drunk when he made that joke and now he's spamming me.
My ex's ex:
One of my ex's exes DM'd me on IG and wanted to know if I really peed on the girl we both dated. I said I did, consensually. Based on his follow up questions, I could tell he wanted me to provide more details and for me to be as descriptive as possible, which made me feel like he might be getting off or just taking the piss (pun intended). Either way, I tapped out of that awkward Q&A as soon as he asked for my number so that he could create a group chat with all the other exes from the wedding. He never said it in so many words, but it was implied that he wanted the others to share their intimate experiences too, which was fucking weird.
Random person 2:
This person never identified themselves or bothered to at least send me a DM, but their IG profile showed their ID. I still didn't know who they were, but their pronouns were they/them, which I'm only mentioning because I'm using said pronouns to show more respect to them than they showed to me. They targeted the comment section in my last IG post and randomly replied to people who commented by telling them that I peed on their best friend who just got married. I blocked them, disabled my comments, and made my account private, but the damaged was done. Friends, family and coworkers who managed to read the messages sent to them before I disabled the comments, contacted me to find out if I actually peed on another person. I was honest about what happened, but only with the people I considered close.
The husband:
I almost didn't answer when I noticed an unknown number calling me, but I did end up answering the call and realised it was my ex's husband. He said I was the first of 4 exes he was calling with an apology on behalf of his wife. He wanted me to understand that he was travelling for work during most of the wedding planning, so he apparently had minimal involvement, which actually suited him because his wife made him feel like she had everything under control. He joked about her trying to gaslight him into believing she informed him about her exes beforehand, but he remembered no such conversation. He made it sound like it was something funny because he never expected us to actually show up, even though we had to confirm we were coming.
The longer I listened to him, the clearer it became that he was gaming while talking to me. As a gamer myself, I automatically recognised the mechanical sound of those Dead By Daylight generators in the background. Dude would repeatedly pause mid sentence to do whatever he needed to do in the game and then forget the last thing he said. I eventually asked if it was a bad time, but he was like, "I'm on my honeymoon, bro. It's all guuuud." I said I was sorry if my presence at the wedding made anyone uncomfortable. The husband said he appreciated my apology and playfully or not playfully encouraged me to avoid going to weddings of people I've peen on. I said I learned my lesson.
The husband literally said nothing for like 5 seconds and then asked "what lesson" like he no longer had any idea what we were talking about. That was it for me. I was done having a conversation with someone whose attention was obviously elsewhere, so I said I had to go. The husband thanked me for calling him, even though he was the one who called me, but I didn't care enough to correct him. I just said goodbye.
All of the above happened during the week. Thankfully, it's been radio silence since Thursday, with the exception of the umbrella dude, so hopefully that means everyone else has moved on.
Tl:dr People from the wedding attacked me on social media for peeing on the bride.