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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 15 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Someone can do a real big funny by leaking all the Epstein files to the internet, unredacted.

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[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 12 points 10 hours ago

At this point I'm not 100% convinced he hasn't also raped someone in the alien files.

[–] mayabuttreeks@lemmy.ca 83 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 66 points 14 hours ago

And then those files will only be half released and full of redactions because it turns that Trump and the other billionaires have been fucking alien kids too.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 25 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Never seen more definitive proof that there's "no there there" then when this fucking asshole acts like this is a big deal.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 13 points 12 hours ago (14 children)

Is it me or are people just not that bothered about aliens, compared to in the 90s?

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[–] 1984@lemmy.today 16 points 12 hours ago

Operation Special Distraction

[–] schema@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago

Wasn't this one of the countless things he'd say he would do in 2016 and then never did, like release his tax reports?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 84 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

As was said before,, this is why the aliens roll up their windows and drive faster when they pass our planet.

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago

I'd rather face the extremely interesting and important Trumpstein Files.

[–] BillCheddar@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago

I know there aren't aliens in government hands, because the President would have sexually assaulted one by now.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 51 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Can you do a citizens arrest on the president? Asking for a friend who also hates pedophiles.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 39 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

That’s called a coup, and yes you can, provided you can outgun the secret service and military.

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[–] sixtieth16@sh.itjust.works 9 points 12 hours ago
[–] kingofras@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

About to send a strongly worded letter?

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 hours ago

Someone downvoted you because you've gone BANANAS asking for such a violent action. I upvoted you BUT, whoa, you need to calm down! You can't just go straight to a strongly worded letter.
THAT'S TOO HARSH, TOO QUICK.
No, first they need to grumble nonsensically. Then threaten a -normally worded- letter...a few times. Then send that letter. Then and only then they'll 'threaten' a strongly worded letter...a few times. Then it's strongly worded letter time.
YOU DON'T GO STRAIGHT TO IT.
That's madness. You're out of control!!

Or, they will sit in their armchairs and do nothing, just like they've done for the last year. And for most of the crime since 2016.

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

[REDACTED]flew at an altitude of [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] at a speed of [REDACTED]

[–] db2@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

They had [REDACTED] alien children Donald Jessica Trump personally [REDACTED] on an island in [REDACTED].

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, the aliens are the ones doing the probing. Turns out the lizard people aliens are furries, and they been stuffin his muffin.

[–] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 hours ago

By the echoing, cavernous sounds of Trump’s sharts the aliens would’ve needed an extra extra large probe..

[–] kablez@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Plot twist: Trump outs all the worlds billionaires as aliens. It turns out that's why there like that.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

New crazy conspiracy theory: we're being quietly targeted for extermination by a hostile alien species.

They could wipe us out in an afternoon if they wanted to, but they can't just come right in and bomb us from orbit, as that would cause an interstellar relations incident, maybe mass unrest back home. But they also want us gone. We gotta go because we're an advancing young species, near their territory, and are a potential future problem. We're not dealing with an alien army attacking us; we're dealing with an alien equivalent of the CIA. They're here to do the dirty work quietly.

They know species at our level often run headfirst into environmental catastrophes as their technology becomes great enough to threaten the planet they live on. Instead of helping us, however, they're throwing gasoline on the fire. They've brainwashed/replaced with clones the world's wealthiest and most powerful people. And their behavior was psychologically programmed to maximize the chances of them leading us right into a climate apocalypse. Most species eventually get their shit together and place limits on extraction and pollution, less they all die. But if the right type of crazies are running the place, a species can just slam the accelerator as it drives off a cliff.

And when we eventually do burn ourselves alive in a climate Armageddon, the aliens will run news stories, lamenting the tragic tale of a poor primitive planet that couldn't right its ways in time. No threat of war between great interstellar powers. No mass protests movements back on the homeworld. Just a potential future rival nipped in the bud, no muss, no fuss. Mass murder dressed up as death by natural causes.

[–] kablez@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

So you're saying aliens are treating Earth the way wealthy countries treat poorer countries...

Makes more sense to me than the truth that pedophiles are in charge and so greedy for more wealth they'd risk everything they own and the planet with it to gain some intangible number on paper!

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 3 points 10 hours ago

I wish the world made this much sense.

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 3 points 10 hours ago

Tacos from space... BTW how's that spaceforce going

[–] Kushan@lemmy.world 16 points 14 hours ago

Of course he's quadrupling down and he'll keep on doubling down again and again because that's the only way he stays out of prison and it's the only way MAGA doesn't collapse, so everyone around him will continue to back him.

The only way this will end is if he dies or a bunch of folks finally use the second amendment right they've been so precious about that they let hundreds of school kids die each year for.

What a fucking disgrace.

[–] Zexks@lemmy.world 14 points 15 hours ago

Ok all you epstien distraction posters. Here you go. Blow your loads

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 15 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Didn't he do this in his first term?

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 10 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Yeah but MAGA apparently have the memory capacity (collectively) of a single gamboozia so it should be new news for them

[–] IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com 12 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

Didn't they already try to do this before with the alien bullshit?

Between him and Obama pushing aliens it seems like America is just psyop at this point.

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Back around... 2020 or so we had a release of files that were basically 'There are some weird flying things and we have no clue what they were'. After that we had that some coverage a few years back confirming that all of that led to 'No definite evidence of aliens' but I feel like I remember just last year we had a congressional hearing with some guy who worked for the DoD saying Aliens did exist and we had captured some of those UAPs. However, then again... I do think said guy who was most vocal on those hearings had a book he was trying real hard to sell.

Who wants to take the bet that Trump is going to take a financial interest in some guy selling books on this and prop him up as 'the' expert.

[–] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 2 points 8 hours ago

some guy who worked for the DoD

David Grusch I think his name is, from memory.

a book he was trying to sell

That’s probably Ross Coulthard (whose book isn’t bad btw) who’d just released his book and was promoting Grusch’s story.

That sound familiar to you?

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 6 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Most old UFO sightings were in areas that are now known to be places where drone technology was being developed and tested.

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[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 16 points 16 hours ago

Good lord what a clown.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago

Didn't he already do that before? Am I imagining that?

[–] me_myself_and_I@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

We got aliens before GTA 6 lol

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 5 points 13 hours ago

There's no way there's actually aliens the government knows about dawg

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