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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 20 minutes ago

Anything, really anything, to distract from the Epstein files.

BTW, how does "Wag the Dog" do in the streaming charts?

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 5 points 48 minutes ago

This is because he felt challenged by Obama. He has a pathological complex of inferiority against Obama.

Obama talks about classified files? Trump one-ups and gives the classified files.

Now Obama should need to talk about those Trump-Epstein files...

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 11 minutes ago

WHY ISN’T THIS CLOWN IN JAIL?

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 21 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

A significant chunk of American pop culture of the past decades is based on the premise that The Government is Hiding Something.

Trump's going to throw a big wrench in that by releasing fucking everything. Except a few things. A few great secrets.

I swear American pop culture in the coming century or so is just going to be The Government is Hiding The Epstein Files, over and over and over.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 31 minutes ago

Within the next few years America is going to start importing most of its pop culture. The American media industry is dying. Good riddance.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

All the future super spy movies will be about government pedo rings....... ugh get ready to have nonstop PTSD

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 48 minutes ago

Obama:

aliens exist.

Trump:

Here's proof that he's a lying ni--

Karoline Leavitt:

President Trump called Obama a "nice guy". Anyone who attempts to state otherwise is a terrorist!

[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 14 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I mean his base is dumb enough to fall for this trick, so it will work perfect.

I really hate how the dept of education has been destroyed over the decades and now over 70% of the country is dumb as bricks.

[–] NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Tbf, I like this distraction better that bombing Iran.

[–] 7101334@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Porque no los dos?

Unfortunately lol

[–] NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 2 points 17 minutes ago

Sigh. It do be like that thought.

[–] 7101334@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

As a Californian, it's not just the DoE, especially on a scale of decades. My girlfriend went to public school in Texas and had shit like iPads and a lunch cafeteria with actual restaurants. I went to public school in California, mostly (entirely?) after it was gutted by the Governator, and had shit like textbooks shared across classes with swastikas and 8=D drawn all over the pages and a lunch cafeteria that served frozen pizzas microwaved in the plastic and frozen milk that still had ice-chunks in it.

[–] NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 2 points 14 minutes ago* (last edited 11 minutes ago)

Don't worry, only rich communities' public school were/ are like that in Texas. Schools are funded at the district-level in Texas, so poor communities go to poor schools and wealthy kids go to wealthy schools. If districts get so big that they encompass both, sometimes the wealthy residents try to stage a coup and split the district into wealthy and poor.

Sauce for my claims: https://www.ntdaily.com/opinion/keller-isd-considers-splitting-up-into-two-separate-districts-reveals-systematic-faults-in-public-educational/article_3dcab174-debb-11ef-bb51-5b9a84aaf7fb.html

[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 1 points 43 minutes ago* (last edited 43 minutes ago)

That green motherfucker Kolob Z'ghluthor was on Epstein island. Lock him up!

[–] Mvlad88@lemmy.world 1 points 49 minutes ago

10 Euros that he's gonna claim that he established intergalactic peace or something!

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 1 hour ago

Lumpty Trumpty is only talking about releasing UAP cause of Obama.

[–] Joeffect@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Am I the only one who doesn't even think he wrote this? Its to.. proper or something... it's missing the unhinged aspect of all the other posts I've read of his...

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (2 children)

No, since his tweet about the death of Jesse Jackson it's very obvious that he has a ghostwriter. It's definitely not just you.

[–] Joeffect@lemmy.world 1 points 4 minutes ago

I haven't been keeping up really... the other wierd thing... and maybe im wrong but does not seem very trump like to distinguish between aliens as both ufo and uap

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 2 points 54 minutes ago

Plot twist, they have him dictate statements and then they just type what he says into chat GPT and his aides tell it to rewrite the content as a coherent chunk of text.

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 hour ago

So soon we can all get the best toys the NRO have?

I remain incredulous.

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

Country voted for a clown, should not have been surprised when the circus arrived.

[–] Archon_Warslut@lemmy.world 19 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

there arent any aliens visiting earth. this is another fucking trump scam / distraction / bullshit opportunity. somehow he can make it ultimately about trashing the democrats, or just distracting people from his crimes and economic destruction.

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Love your username

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago

"There! Look over THERE! SQUIRREL!"

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

Anything to distract from his cesspool history.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Aliens are the one powerful group not fucking children in the Epstein files at this point

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe not, but, I've been hearing about alien "probes" forever.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Listen what Aliens and consenting adults do ain’t nunna my business!

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

True. But, as the great documentary Close Encounters of the Third Kind had shown. They do pick up kids.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 1 points 34 minutes ago

Those mother-f***ers!

[–] TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (4 children)

Just so that you know, if I spot an UFO, i will maks sure to keep it to myself. I respect privacy of people and otherwodly beings alike.

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[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

extremely interesting

Just say "distracting" we all know that's what you mean

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