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[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 8 points 35 minutes ago

A significant chunk of American pop culture of the past decades is based on the premise that The Government is Hiding Something.

Trump's going to throw a big wrench in that by releasing fucking everything. Except a few things. A few great secrets.

I swear American pop culture in the coming century or so is just going to be The Government is Hiding The Epstein Files, over and over and over.

[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 8 points 47 minutes ago (1 children)

I mean his base is dumb enough to fall for this trick, so it will work perfect.

I really hate how the dept of education has been destroyed over the decades and now over 70% of the country is dumb as bricks.

[–] NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 5 points 38 minutes ago

Tbf, I like this distraction better that bombing Iran.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 50 seconds ago

Lumpty Trumpty is only talking about releasing UAP cause of Obama.

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 1 points 21 seconds ago

So soon we can all get the best toys the NRO have?

I remain incredulous.

[–] Joeffect@lemmy.world 1 points 15 minutes ago

Am I the only one who doesn't even think he wrote this? Its to.. proper or something... it's missing the unhinged aspect of all the other posts I've read of his...

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

Country voted for a clown, should not have been surprised when the circus arrived.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

Anything to distract from his cesspool history.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago

"There! Look over THERE! SQUIRREL!"

[–] Archon_Warslut@lemmy.world 17 points 2 hours ago

there arent any aliens visiting earth. this is another fucking trump scam / distraction / bullshit opportunity. somehow he can make it ultimately about trashing the democrats, or just distracting people from his crimes and economic destruction.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Aliens are the one powerful group not fucking children in the Epstein files at this point

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Maybe not, but, I've been hearing about alien "probes" forever.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 3 points 54 minutes ago

Listen what Aliens and consenting adults do ain’t nunna my business!

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 0 points 31 minutes ago (2 children)

If they released the full, unredacted files they'd be distributing CSAM and victim names, though. Some redacting is necessary.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 12 minutes ago

I'd agree but they already did that. They seemed to have spent far more care and attention protecting the rapists than the rapees.

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 1 points 3 minutes ago

While the victims need to be protected, that's not what Trump and the DOJ did. Rather than out the perpetrators and protect the victims, they outed the victims and are protecting the perpetrators. All because the people protecting the perpetrators, the perpetrators, and the officials in charge of this are all the same people. So yeah they already crossed that bridge backwards without shoes.

[–] TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Just so that you know, if I spot an UFO, i will maks sure to keep it to myself. I respect privacy of people and otherwodly beings alike.

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Auto up vote for using "an" correctly.

[–] NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 2 points 35 minutes ago

I think it sounds wrong because the letter "U" is pronounced "yew", and y is not a vowel. You would never say 'an yurt' or 'an yogurt'. If it was prounced "oo", then "an oo F O" would sound correct.

But as it is, it just sounds wrong. And whether technically correct or not, I reject it!

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

But, a down vote for misspelling.

🏴‍☠️rrrr haha😋

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

extremely interesting

Just say "distracting" we all know that's what you mean

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Makes me think the worst of what we've heard is not only true, but far from the worst.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 37 minutes ago

That's what congress people with access to the unredacted files have been saying.

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 32 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

If you told me when I was a kid that the president of the US was going to drop info on aliens and no one would care ... I would have said you were insane. Really, I dont care ... lets see those Epstein files and get some arrests.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Are the Aliens going to help me get rid of the Rich corrupt people? No? Then I don't care about them.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 hours ago

The president of the US also said that tariffs are paid by the seller

So, you know, not a high credibility

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[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

This just cracks me up. Dude cannot stand any spotlight at ALL on Obama.

His ego just can't take it. Obama said something that makes the news? Rest assured Trump will top that!

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Obama: "I'm giving free healthcare to those who need it!"

Trumpet: "Be quiet piggy"

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

So are we going to be able to visit Area 51 now? What are we actually going to find; Epstein's hideout? You know, I don't think he's dead. Trumpet probably rescued him. But, that is thoughts from a crazy coworker that's also a crackhead, so I don't think he's very trustworthy.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

Crackheads are actually some of the most solid sources of news & advice that exist. I get most of my news and all of my advice from the corner crackhead.

[–] anise@quokk.au 1 points 2 hours ago

I'm sure the MIC is going to be very happy with all of their new tech being made public

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

C'mon powerful money pedo's. Enough is enough. Let's mea culpa this crap and wipe this ludicrous stain from our collective world history and move on to better days ahead. This dark shit should stop immediately. All it takes is one domino. Come clean. Even though you will feel shame and self loathing (if you have even a trace of a soul) you will almost certainly feel somewhat cleaner for confessing. Meet this shit head on and let's get passed it. For once in your life do the right thing.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 32 minutes ago

You know there's a nonzero chance everyone will kill them over it, right?

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I don't believe it until they AT LEAST septuple down

[–] webp@mander.xyz 15 points 6 hours ago

When the extraterrestrials are less illegal than the human beings

[–] gergolippai@lemmy.world 22 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

these are not the files we are looking for....

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