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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Out of morbid curiosity I went on r/conservative to see what they were saying about the files.

Go there and it’s like Epstein who? Not a single thread, it’s all threads attacking AOC or threads defending racism with more racism

[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

When they are faced down with something they fear, they revert back to their default state as a stress response.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 22 hours ago

Nobody is more cowardly than Conservatives, it's their baseline state at all times. They are constantly in a near state of panic over all their perceived enemies crashing through the door at any moment.

[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I want to tell myself that sub is mostly bots, but then the guy clearly got elected, so maybe they are real…

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

That sub is a small sample of the conservative base. Virtually every conservative I talk to in person is simply more ignorant overall, and often just parrot talking points (like black men who voted for him saying he's not racist because he donated to black colleges when Harris didn't, but she sent innocent black men to jail, etc).

They are literally and figuratively fucking dumb. Magical thinking, horoscope, and firmament believing nutters.

[–] BanaramaClamcrotch@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

“Bro there’s no proof bro. He clearly was an FBI informant bro. Trumps totally 100% innocent bro. No amount of evidence will convince me, bro”

[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

“But Bro, why didn’t Biden release the files, Bro? If it was damning, Biden would have released the files, bro.”

[–] paequ2@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

:/ Yeah.

"It's all fake, bro. They're just trying to make Trump look bad, bro. Actually, Biden and Hillary are in there, but they're covering it up, bro."

😭

[–] BanaramaClamcrotch@lemmy.zip 2 points 21 hours ago

“Bro it’s ai generated bro she’s just in it for the money bro the texts and emails and witness testimony don’t actually prove anything bro”

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

While the Europeans progress with their judicial system, the MAGA fucknuts are preparing another distraction by rattling their sabers against Iran.

[–] joan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

some person i know (kms) continues to say 'even though he's in the files he didn't do anythinggg :( he literally reported epstein :((( if he did anything he would be in jail right now 🤓"

[–] FukOui@lemmy.zip 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Hmm PIC seems familiar (doom?). From what game is this?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 hours ago

It's the Doom Eternal version of a Mancubus

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Shotgun can cure a lot of ills

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

Just make sure you don't place muzzle at the chin, that's amateur hour, can shift and blow off just your face, leaving you with more problems.

Place muzzle back a few inches below the ear, pointing up into the brain. If you know where the cerebellum is, you'll have even better success when pointing to that.

Oh, wait. You ARE taking about suicide, right?

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They've already decided rape is fine. Now they've decided child rape is fine too.

Having a pedo rapist as Preznit has opened the door wide for these fucking losers to just say it all out loud. Just look at the game Pragmata--- there used to be a time when you'd goon after a CHILD like that and you'd get reported and removed. Their new motto: "Our Preznit iz a Pedo so itz ok lawl wut u mad libruls???"

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Remember when the worst thing MAGAts could be was racist? Ahh ... nostalgia.

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[–] Xylight@feddit.online 14 points 1 day ago

Most of the conservatives I know have said something along the lines of "there's still nothing incriminating trump directly"

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago (3 children)

” I could stand in the middle of 5th ave and rape a child and I wouldn’t lose a single vote!” 🫲🍊🫱

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[–] osanna@thebrainbin.org 100 points 2 days ago (4 children)

He's in them so often, they're calling them the trump/epstein files.

Trumpstein❤️❤️❤️ I ship it

Everyone is saying it. Lots of very smart people. Recently a genius by the name of Alfred Einstein came to me. Big man. Smart man. Had tears in his eyes and he said "Mr. President Trump if Trump International Airport, they are named after you because you are such a wonderful man and president and you saved us all from the monster."

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 65 points 2 days ago

The mask is off, and once you acknowledge that your ideology is about dominance and nothing else, “crimes against humanity” are just what the untermenschen call winning.

[–] Eczpurt@lemmy.world 62 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They'll also grumble something about DOW at 50 thousand

[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

“But…the stonks…”

None of them are invested in what makes up the DOW to the point that their lives get better when it’s up. Next time they bring it up asking them how their home insurance premiums are looking.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

My friend dropped her phone and cracked the screen. It was a bad day and she started crying and all I had to say was the Dow is at 50K it’ll be okay.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

next step is conservatives defending esptein.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh we’re already there. Recently came across a clip of some douchbag asking someone on a livestream “what’s wrong about raping kids?” Like it was some kinda gotcha mic drop moment.

Nazis do need their punches…

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[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They don't look cool or intimidating.

[–] Elroc@lemmus.org 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

More like this

[–] SoftQuartz@anarchist.nexus 28 points 2 days ago

hit em with that epstein class stare

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