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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 18 hours ago
[–] blady_blah@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My wife's 4'9" and I'm 6 ft and this is never the view I see. That Delta height is exactly the same as what the op height differences is. If I'm looking down and she's looking up our faces are only about a foot apart. Op's picture makes it look like it's 2 ft or more.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago

I agree. I'm 6' 3" and my wife is 4' 1" and this is total bullshit. though, to be fair, I'm usually cowering beneath her.

short Latina's are some scary mofos yo.

[–] coffee_nutcase207@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

That's brutal lol.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm 6'3"...I've seen a lot of dandruff.

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago

I'm very short. You smell so many unwashed asses and pits going up stairs or standing in crowded trains.

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I once caught a goblin on camera stealing my socks and yelled at it and this was the exact face and pose it gave me

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[–] carrylex@lemmy.world 58 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

It’s the points you get when traveling by plane.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (4 children)
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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 92 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe if you used the metric system you wouldn't be in an argument in the first place, avoiding this whole situation.

[–] GreenDust@lemmings.world 58 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Their argument was about the optimal date format to use.

[–] ne0phyte@feddit.org 55 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What's there to discuss about ISO 8601?

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

WHOOO!!! ISO-8601 FAN CLUB!!! [runs around the room cheering like a lunatic]

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (16 children)

Easy. YYYY-MM-DD Z-HH:MM(:SS)

Anything else in inferior.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Looks like gag-reflex girlfriend. Hang on, let me look for something with her in it…

Edit: found it. They look similar. Can’t post it here, the only source I found was a Facebook reel and I don’t want to get downvoted to shit for posting FB stuff.

[–] SteveTech@aussie.zone 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I believe this is the gag reflex girl's YouTube channel: youtube.com/@DaleSeafoam-f4i

She's similar, but I'm pretty sure they're different people.

Ah, thanks for the find.

[–] aeration1217@lemmy.org 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

now.. I know I can search gag reflex girlfriend and the results I'll get and enjoy, but.. what's the particular one you mention about

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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 107 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (8 children)

The not-compressed-to-death version of the pic was ever funnier, because you could see the emotional nuances on her face.

EDIT: you're welcome (PS the image context is fake)

[–] GreenDust@lemmings.world 65 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 1 points 22 hours ago

Yeah, she looks 30 years old tops.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 1 points 22 hours ago

Yeah, she looks 30 years old tops.

[–] GreenDust@lemmings.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

It felt sooooo good to hear it

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[–] 33550336@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You look like you are in top 3 creatures in the Universe most deserving a hug

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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago (27 children)
[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 107 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The bf & gf are 1.222x10^35 and 9.842×10^34 planck lengths, respectively.

[–] probablymissing@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

god i hate the metric system. how much is that in hours?

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[–] geissi@feddit.org 62 points 2 days ago

They're both about 0 AU, so I don't really see the problem.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago

She was as tall as a 7 year old Norwegian pine sapling exposed to ideal soil and water conditions and he was as tall as a female giraffe's asshole.

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