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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 265 points 3 days ago (3 children)

It's funny because he's dead.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 156 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] kevin2107@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago (1 children)

1.4tb grindr, he's enjoying hell

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But not for "using Grindr", it's for being a piece of shit.

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 days ago

There are lots of ways to be a piece of shit, let's be clear - for publicly chronically masturdebating to college girls to promote a Christian Nationalist agenda.

[–] West_of_West@piefed.social 75 points 3 days ago (4 children)

It could be worse, he could be alive

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 2 days ago

How many dick picks does one need to take to reach 1407GB?

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 106 points 3 days ago (4 children)

What the tits, 1.4TB?

Also UwU

[–] osanna@thebrainbin.org 59 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i don't think tits have anything to do with it heh

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Might be some moobs though.

[–] LycanGalen@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why not both? Mits for everyone!

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Thanks, I hate it.

Take your upvote and leave.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] village604@adultswim.fan 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I mean, bears are a thing.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

This was from before AI companies bought all the SSDs.

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

The thirst is real

[–] pimpampoom@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Damorte@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Aw shit i didn't even know he was sick

[–] pimpampoom@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Sour throat from what I’ve heard?

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Parody accounts of him are thriving; "we are all charlie kirk"

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 77 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ironically going on Grindr to get some dick to suck to own the left

[–] Soulcreator@programming.dev 59 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"I totally found the new way of trolling the libs, I have sex with guys on grinder but the jokes on them because I'm not gay!"

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

“This is how I will make them straight, by having sex with straight people.”

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

I mean, straight women only want to have sex with men. So you're attracted to someone who prefers men. That sounds pretty Gay to me.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

But they use Grindr to make sure they aren't gay. Just have to make sure periodically. Like once a week.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago
[–] ViaGetty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

What's barq?

edit uwu thanks~

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago

LOL. You know what's NOT alive and well?

Funny meme, I bet anything Kirk was closeted.

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 33 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I use barq!

sadly it isn't terribly effective because there's way too much friction when it comes to local interaction

two people have to like each other first before they can even say hi? that's like .. literally the opposite of how meeting people works though???????

that isn't to say that DMs should be unlocked but rather that there oughtta be a localized/proximity public channel where you can just sorta microblog to the void and others who are nearby enough to see it can comment.

i'd call that system "howling". kinda like the twilight bark from the old animated 101 Dalmatians movie ^_^

[–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

For anyone, like me, who has (well had, now) no idea what barq is

BARQ! - For furries, by furries A social app designed for furries, by furries, fostering community and connection.

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

we have that, it is called the fediverse, have you seen how many cute furries are there?

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 1 points 22 hours ago

The cool thing about Barq for me, though, is that it functions as a proximity IFF transponder--or at least that's how i think of it

because it shows you other furries within range. hypothetically speaking, if there IS a "local furry community" you'd want to connect with, some of them MIGHT be on Barq.

Like, by default, any fur you end up talking to on barq is going to be within hanging out / getting food / social activity range.

Just kinda wish it was a little easier to pitch group activities to the local area. I'd absolutely be interested in knowing if there's any such events happening nearby but as it presently stands i have to actively search through fragnented and static message boards where the proximity feature has no presence, and there may be boards for your area that are not obviously named because the board names are user defined... And frankly, i have too much going on to set aside time for commiting to in-depth perusal on a regular basis where i might not even find out about anything actionable most of the time.

If the fediverse had an optional "see users near me in dirtspace" feature ... I don't think anyone would use it??? I dunno it just feels like the "meeting up with people" task and goal NEED to be compartmentalized to a specific system for that purpose so you can cut it loose entirely at a moments notice without destroying everything...

[–] wetsoggybread@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

It probably has real good security though

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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I clicked on this post for Chinese food reference. Am disappoint.

[–] Generica@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Q: What's something RepubliKKKan women have that Democratic women don't? A: Husband with a Grindr profile

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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 days ago

Grindr and Barq? Dude must really party.

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's gotta be fake, but it SURE IS funny!

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[–] RAFAELRAMIREZ@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It’s kind of funny how a simple color bar in a storage graph can turn into a whole agenda. Sometimes a graphic is just a graphic. The internet really knows how to run with a joke.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

Well, the most used app is kind of the whole joke.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago

The internet really knows how to run with a joke.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Judging by the comments, this shitpost is 😙👌

The Right have their people that let leopards eat their face. The Left have their people that bite into onions. These are the same people; different upbringings. But, all values aside, the same people..

Edit: And as such, apparently the same are unaware of the literal term "shitpost"... They should DDG it, but we know they won't... And remain subscribed...😙👌 Killer SP.

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