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[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 5 points 3 days ago

Door Dash fees / inflated prices are what should be the real target. In-game cosmetics would be another.

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I thought they were saying they had a new fettish

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

Poor people get all the breaks!

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

I only buy one of these when they're on clearance ('day old' in the cold case) for two dollars...

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