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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/skipperthepenguin191 on 2026-02-16 13:19:28+00:00.
At 4 this morning I felt something wet on my pants. I'm on my period and have bled through a tampon before in the night so I thought it was just my own blood. I then felt something of substance. Think small, wet, and slimy. Somehow in my sleepy haze I thought it was my tampon that had miraculously fallen out. No- it was a hair ball from my cat. Upon using a flashlight the liquid wasn't red, it was brown. Puke brown. I had touched a hairball and been sleeping in puke for who knows how long. I just cleaned my sheets too. Thank you to my boyfriend who quickly cleaned everything while I showered. I'd also like to add I'm running a slight fever from a cold so I think that had something to do with my haziness. My cat and I are not speaking at the moment -_-
TLDR: my cat puked on me in the night and I thought it was my period until shining a light on it only after touching it.