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The West Wing where arguably the main character is Josh Lyman.
Working at my wealthy fatherβs fashion magazineβ¦ weird
I guess I'm a fourth grade student now? Sounds actually kinda nice.
A lawyer that runs a bowling alley.
Does Dispatch count? Because if so, Iβm a dispatcher/Mecha Man.
If notβ¦I donβt really have a job, Iβve lost all my money and am stuck in a town I bought for my son for his birthday as a joke. (I just started this one, so Iβm sure the situation changes somewhat as the show goes on.)
Bush league hockey coach
Private Investigator.... Emma Thompson in "Down Cemetery Road"
Zootopia 2 (movie): cop. Trigger (Korean drama series): also cop. ...Well shit.
Mr Keating, dead poets society.
... Hmmm.... Am I still employable?
I'm a jewel thief!
I'm Joe Kenda. My my my
Mrs Merton was a TV host, right? - I can't imagine working in a pet shop if I have to take Malcolm's job.
Pirate Captain
I own a book shop, but considering the episode I also have a short stint at a burger joint to avoid the rain.
I'm an Expendable. But not the cool action movie kind. More like the 3D printed copy of a person that they use to run experiments on. I die gruesome deaths often... For Science!
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U.S. Marshall (Justified)
Construction worker (total recall (the original one))
Im a child (detectiwe conan)
Retired amateur detective. I am Ok with the retired part at least.
The devil as a civilian consultant to the LAPD/nightclub owner.
Lady of the manor/amateur detective
Guess I'm a priest now
Last thing I watch was Succession. I am the CEO of a massive media corporation.
Olympic Skelton racer. I was watching curling right before though. Which might be safer, but looks like RSI and sore backs for life to me.
Cool. I'm a ruggedly handsome, millionaire, mystery writer who solves crimes with the NYPD and is banging e really hot homicide detective.
Not descript science person in the last science place a la George Cloonry in The Midnight Sky.
I could dig it. I'd want more drugs than alcohol personally but it looks like a blast apart from slowly dying, but that's literally everything you can do. This come with drugs.
A recovering drug addict piloting a rapid medical response deep space vessel.
Title
Supernova (2000). It wasn't good but I still enjoyed it.
I guess I'm a generic Isekai protagonist with godlike powers
Nuclear Plant Safety Inspector.
Oh shit, oh no. Yautja. So I now hunt the most dangerous game I can find.
I just watched Operation Fortune with Jason Statham in the lead. Sounds pretty rad and fun.
Kidnapping alien ceoβs
Either the owner of "The Shop Around the Corner" in new york or the co-owner of "Fox Books"
I'm a humble cop in LA (The Rookie)
I now harvest coffee like an Italian immigrant in early 1900s' Brazil^[Italian emigration inspector Adolfo Rossi undertook a investigation into the conditions faced by Italian emigrants on the fazendas, travelling undercover, disguised as a peasant. Rossi's report painted a dramatic picture of the semi-slavery conditions based on the testimonies collected: women raped, men whipped, discipline that "makes the fazenda look like a colony of convicts under compulsory residence," disease, failure to pay wages or delays in payment, misery. - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Brazilians]. Fuck me.
Shrink. (From the Apple TV show βShrinking.β)
I donβt think I would be a good therapist/shrink.
This Old House? I'll take being a high quality house builder
Nick Wild from Zootopia 2? Apparently I'm a fox cop now.....