I run a castle in Scotland where C-list American celebrities play mafia.
But I get to dress FANCY
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Just watched the pilot episode for The Americans last night. Had I not I could be wastelanding in the post apocalypse. Now I guess I'm spying for Russia?
Guess I’m a child soldier in Iceland, who is likely about to watch his father roll some heads.
(Vinland Saga ep3)
A student and/or a professor.
Which I'm happy enough with - I've had a taste of both, albeit with substantially fewer demon-related shenanigans.
I watched the naked gun (first one) I'm a funny Lieutenant now. :D
(Platoon) Ah shit, i go back to Viet Nam.
Senior loan manager at JLB credit :(
It would seem I'm a D-tier MI5 agent with a drunken, abusive, filthy, but lovable boss...okay, maybe he isn't really lovable.
I'm a rich guy who learns to be happy and loved without seeking ever greater riches. I throw all my money at saving a piece of nature I previously wanted to exploit for profit
So happy with this outcome, it could have been so much worse. Never been so lucky in my life.
Mutant hunting detective
The last TV show I watched was an episode of the New Yankee Workshop, so I'm a celebrity woodworker now. mind you I have been thinking of starting a woodworking youtube channel for awhile now, so I guess that's happening.
Teenage private detective working for my dad.
I'm a hedge knight. Ugh sleeping under trees with empty bellies. Sounds great.
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I don't remember.
...leader of a resistance cell fighting fascist occupation...
The queen of England in the 1760's.
Detective Seargant - from Endeavour, excellent European TV series
Smut writer
Chancellor of Starfleet Academy! I'll be stuck in the ST Discovery timeline in 32nd century....
Gladiator (Thraex, to be specific) in ancient Rome.
Not looking forward to that, I'll be toast in half second in a match that takes place well before the midday sun (a timeslot for absolute losers).
Just watched True Romance for the first time. Not sure if that counts for underpaid Comic Book shop job or shitty bulk coke dealer.
Huh, guess rewatching Annihilation just barely was a good call, I’m a professor of cellular biology.
Not my strong-suit (ochem is a mess) but there are plenty of worse jobs in this comment section.
Assistant in Canberra library, where I will help make Australians clevererer.
Could be worse.
A profiler for the BAU
Either adopted heir of a wealthy uncle, or gardener.
Elite soldier in ancient China
Scullery maid (and Disney princess)
Large animal veterinarian. I think my arms are too short.
A back alley fireworks maker I guess
Devil Hunter for the Public Safety Bureau (Chainsaw Man). I'm in danger 🥲