I'm back in highschool trying to screw my cute teenage aunt, but soon I'll be leaving all of that behind to go on a journey and found a secret society
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I watched an Indonesian zombie movie last night. I thought the whole thing was too easy to predict but I had a good time.
I do not want to be the MC, oh dear...
If anyone's interested, it's called Abadi Man Jaya. I forgot what was the English name for it.
I think the main character of Sesame Street is probably Elmo, so... 3-year-old?
Viking, hell yes
I think I win as I am now captain of the enterprise, and Wolf 359 is in the rear view.
Famous actor! Ah!
2025-02-17 - Employement opportunities still look bleak as we collectively imagine having jobs from the most recently watched media, when will help arrive?
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I'm now in MI5 but stationed with a bunch of f-ups. I just watched Slow Horses.
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I suppose I'm now an encounter police officer in Mumbai.
Life explorer prostitute doctor (Poor Things)
I now work for a secret UK government department tasked with managing all sorts of magic trouble and transdimensional incusions. I ended up here, because i was "drafted" when I almost leveled Wolverhampton when i developed an unadvisable new(to me) kind of software algorithm. This is because Magic is acutally a branch of Mathematics, and after a couple years working at the Laundry, i am quite an acomplished Computational Daemonologist. Also possessed by .. but lets not skip ahead too much. all in good time.
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The last thing I watched was "Don't Look Up", which means I'm an astronomer, which is certainly a career I'd enjoy. Well, ignoring all the stuff that happens after the start of the movie, I suppose.
I am... The Last Dragon.
I become a burned spy, who uses his skills to solve problems for the citizens of Miami.
I've startend rewatching X-Files. So that's going to be interesting. Do I get to do the exact same things (investigate paranormal cases) or would I be a regular FBI agent?
Crooked Politician (Boardwalk Empire).
I am waiting for the show to tell me how it is different from regular politician.
I'm either unemployed or a high school student depending on if you include school or not. Luckily, either way I have apt experience
Priest... Who hunts vampires on a jet powered motorcycle.
I could live with that.
🎵it's a jungle out there
Iron Lung
I think she is a demonologist. Or a spiritual contacter (dunno the correct word for it).
Hooo boyyy -
A low level, somewhat sincere, cop.
(Just finished Kohrra S2. It was pretty good.)
A vault dweller.
Petty criminal/ table tennis player
Hunting boars and beating up Roman soldiers (Asterix)
Sheriff of Eureka, OR.
A hobbit burglar.
French Autistic Detective
I’m Wayne from Letterkenny, which means I’m a hick looking after a farm. Pitter patter…
Scientist on a alien spaceship.
factory worker at large scale brewery
Insurance Salesmen
Contract Killer
Cop
One of these three (Fargo S1)
Commander of a secret base for defending Earth from low-budget flying saucer attacks while part-time managing a film studio. Sounds like a heavy job that leaves no time for a personal life.
Saving the world from the consuming darkness... In Italian!
ANIME CRIMES DETECTIVE HELL YESSSSSSS
Community so... dysfunctional chaos demon i guess
An unemployed Kamen Rider.
Rampart, this is Squad-51. How do you read?
I suppose that would be OK.. as long as the 'curse' came with the requisite knowledge and skills.
Guess I’m a vampire slaying cheerleader. It was inevitable honestly.
I am a "hero", which means I am a criminal sentenced to undying servitude and sent to the front lines to kill the Demon hordes.
Yuusha-kei ni Shosu - "Hero" is the worst punishment in the world. Those convicted of heinous crimes are sentenced to become "Heroes" and forced to enter the mandatory military service in the war against the Demon Lords. These convicts are not even allowed to die—if killed, they will be resurrected to fight another day.