Ex Danish spec ops hiding her identity as a friendly neighbor in an Icelandic condo.
this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2026
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Just finished watching Black Lagoon, so... international smuggler? I guess?
I guess I work at the PTMC ER now... Good luck Pittsburgh patients, I don't even know how to do CPR
I watched Sphere, so I am now a therapist. Shoulda watched Event Horizon second... Then I would have been a spaceship captain 😮💨
Blood spatter analyst and vigilante serial killer. I have a laminate.
Spy, but I now have an adopted daughter and a sham marriage to maintain my cover. Also: I keep getting that sinking feeling...
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Head of a bunch of MI5 reprobates.
Err indentured slave in a mine at a terraforming colony in deep space ..
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Arcane. Best case scientist councilman. Worst case undercity brawler, a psychotic terrorist or a cop.
Arms dealer! (The Night Manager)
I work for my fascist dad repairing giant steampunk machines.
Having just watched season 2 of Silo, I am not very happy about this.
I'm the leader of an intergalactic scientific expedition to find out what happened to the ancient friendly aliens that used to live there.
Also, I get to move in to their perfectly preserved, super advanced city! It usually just floats on an ocean, but when it really has to, this baby can fly.
A supercilious British Secret Agent, tossing off bad one-liners, at women who should have really stayed away.
Blood analyst and serial killer
In remembrance of Catherine O'Hara we're rewatching Schitt's Creek. So... am I unemployed?
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I manage a tiny motel in the middle of nowhere where the only guests are the family of a former video rental mogul who lost it all when their accountant committed fraud.
Le Samouraï was my last movie, do I have to do the job in the same country as the movie? Because I don’t speak French well, so being a French hitman probably wouldn’t work out too well for me. The pay would be good though I’d reckon.
Side note, excellent movie. It’s my third time I’ve seen it now, I’d highly recommend it. Just put on English captions if you don’t understand French, and enjoy. It does require paying attention to, it’s not the kind of movie to have in the background, so keep that in mind.
I've been watching Party Down. So, I guess I'm a bar tender for a catering company. But, I'm also about 30 years younger, have a hot girlfriend, and living in the before times, so, yeah, sign me up.
Starship captain, not bad
Eh, hotelier and a Princess of Hell, I guess.
Either an FBI agent obsessed with the unexplainable, which I put on for background noise while my girlfriend fell asleep.
Or
A 'cheesecake' photographer taking classy pinup photos in the 50s.
Selling gasoline door to door
I guess I’m a student at demon school now
Fuck, I'm a colonel in a nazi POW camp. Great show, but I never want to live in barracks.
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Exploring the universe with the rest of my team using a big ring of shimmering light called a stargate.
Therapist
Airforce major
umm, assassin of the shadow cabal that ruined the planet i guess…
I'm back in highschool trying to screw my cute teenage aunt, but soon I'll be leaving all of that behind to go on a journey and found a secret society
I think the main character of Sesame Street is probably Elmo, so... 3-year-old?