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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] librekitty@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago

The Doctor ...does that make me a new regeneration?

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I have to sail to Fernando Póo and sink the Duchessa.

[–] MarieMarion@literature.cafe 4 points 3 days ago

I sell fake medicine to old people.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

Holy shit thats really fun, i just go arround the world do stupid challanges with friends and drive cars. Last show i watched was grand tour for context.

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I'm a regular person who now has to pretend to be a master criminal in order to not be killed by real master criminals whom I have to work with while the government hunts me?

[–] owsei@programming.dev 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'm Leslie Knope! Oh fuck.

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[–] MrsVeggies@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago

Does Elmo have a job? I guess I'm unemployed?

[–] AceSLive@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I'm spending a lot of time today yelling things like "Tell me where the bomb is!" and "We're running out of time". My wife and daughter have been kidnapped, and the people who I work with may be involved in both.

This is the longest day of my life...

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[–] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I guess I'm a poison taster in the rear palace now. Shit.

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

Physics professor

[–] Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Yay im a princess. Unfortunately im being tortured

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[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago

former Vault dweller? Thanks a lot Fallout :(

[–] Custard@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm the Queen of England now

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 2 points 3 days ago

Being an intern for Anne Hathaway - The Intern. Annoying movie with the skeleton of a very wholesome story, btw. I like Anne Hathaway and Robert DeNiro's chemistry. With a better script it could have been a wholesome The Devil Wears Prada.

Instead it falls into the mid 2010s big tech start up glorification and everybody is a quirky millennial stereotype. Everytime Robert DeNiro has to act in scenes with all these James Corden clones, I feel bad for him. I also feel bad that he had to work with such a shitty script. It's like parts of it was written by a proper writer and the rest was written by a brain dead fratboy.

[–] Mrkawfee@feddit.uk 1 points 2 days ago

Oh cool. Head of a movie studio.

[–] Pyro@programming.dev 7 points 4 days ago (3 children)

An elf mage in a fantasy world? Time to get isekai'd

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Viking! Watch out, here I come!

[–] Clearwater@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I am a Kazakh reporter in America.

Great success!!

[–] normalentrance@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Guess I'm solving x-files now

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[–] cybernihongo@reddthat.com 3 points 3 days ago

So, a park groundskeeper? Okay, that doesn't sound too bad.

[–] Xanthobilly@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Oh god. The Pitt.

[–] Ansis100@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Apparently I'm a "matchmaker" which is a fancy term for Tinder for rich people.

[–] craigers@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Good news: I work for Angel Investigations. Bad news: I have to figure out MFK for Fred, Cordy and Lilah

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Oh fuck, I have to run from mercenaries while being recorded the whole time. Although, I might get a billion dollars if the month treats me well

(The Running Man 2025)

[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

....fuck, I really don't want to go back in time 117 times to hold up a diner with a bomb looking for the perfect group of normies to volunteer to save the future world from the dangers of AI.

Shit sounds mentally exhausting and emotionally draining.

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 4 days ago

Pokémon trainer, doesn't sound too bad, I remember fantasizing about that in my childhood mainly because I knew more about that than adults 😁

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

April 1805, Napoleon is now master of Europe.
Only the British fleet stands before him.
Oceans are now battlefields.

Let's gooooo.

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[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

I am running a space station and leading a coalition of aliens in a fight for survival in a war against the shadows

[–] tino@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Ex Danish spec ops hiding her identity as a friendly neighbor in an Icelandic condo.

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