Delivering packages for prof Farnsworth.
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Apparently I'm a Catholic priest in upstate New York that was accused of murder.
I just finished an episode of Doom Patrol, and I'm not sure where to begin with this question
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Immortal travelling mage. Hmm... Doesn't sound bad, actually.
Fuck damnit im a fed.
Hmm, a billionaire who dresses up as a bat beating up criminals?
I run a hotel in hell.
I guess now im a demon general pretending to be a human adventurer in a fantasy world.
I'm a Fry Cook...despite really wanting to be the manager of the Krusty Krab 2.
Federation Starship Captain.
Nope, wait, I watched The Pitt. I'd be an ER doctor.
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Olympic figure skater. You may find me in the ER with multiple ripped tendons and overworked muscles, maybe a dislocated joint if we are getting fancy.
An autistic ER surgeon. Even in meme-fantasy world, I can’t escape my neurodivergence.
Sweet, I'm a starship captain! Stressful maybe, but still really cool
That... Depends on the universe, I guess.
Richard Dean Anderson as Jack O'Neill in SG-1. Unless I get the relevant skills we are all fucked
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The Pitt
Yeah. I'm sorry if I'm your ER doctor. Best I can do is a panadol and send you to the next closest hospital
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I guess I'm a knight now. Sir Dunkan the Tall.
Crap, I’m a high school student again? (I’ve been re-watching Malcolm in the Middle.)
No wait, this is the season Malcolm starts to work at Lucky Aide. So I’m a high school student and a minimum-wage, part-time drug store employee. Great.
I'm a helicopter pilot for an antarctic military research outpost, and I have a thing for flamethrowers.
I mean... could be worse.
What did Peter Grifin do again?
Breaking Bad
Guess i'm a meth kingpin now.
I don't know who the main character is on the show so I might need some help with this one from you fine folks.
The show was Shameless(US) season 3 the episode was where Frank actually takes the blame so Carl doesn't get arrested for heist they pulled at the foster parents that wanted to adopt Carl and Liam(they were happy to take Carl, but they wanted a bi facial baby and were keen on keeping Liam)
So uhh who's the main character and what does that make my job?
Guess I'm a sports writer now. I can make that work.
Guess I'm a romantasy author lol
npc in a video game?
I am a therapist whose wife died a year ago, and I am crawling my way back into being a functional person again.
Space station commander… and later captain, but we’re not there yet. (Hubby’s first watch, my second.)
I am a high school teacher at an all monster girls school now.
Sweet!! I’m going to attend Starfleet Academy!!
Im watching Bear in the Big Blue House with my daughter right now so...Im ok with this. Looks like a comfy place.