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What's yours? (infosec.pub)

submitted 4 days ago by LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] Knightfox@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Seriously flawed Sheriff in Wyoming, honestly I could think of worse fates.

[–] dastechniker@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

they're welding me into a submarine please help me I didn't do anything they aren't resupplying my oxygen help me I am going to die here please help

[–] SirActionSack@aussie.zone 1 points 2 days ago

Alien.

I can be happy as an orange tomcat in space.

[–] urandom@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Doctor.

Northern Exposure is a nice little show

[–] nomylous@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

Such a magical little town and one of my favorite comfort shows.

[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There are shockingly few new recruits to Starfleet here...

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[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 18 points 4 days ago (5 children)

So... I got summoned to another world with a single power: access to an online grocery store with instant delivery. I'm good at cooking but since my ability doesn't involve fighting, I got expelled from the "hero party". Now a mythical fenrir has made a familiar contract with me and protects me as long as I cook him delicious meals.

It's not a bad way of life I must say.

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[–] vinyl@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I am a cold hard calculating shell of a man with a drug addiction and a destroyed right leg who is also a genius as a doctor.

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[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm the black shirt manager of PlayTech, and all you redshirt peasants are getting paycuts!

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[–] python@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

The last thing I watched was that Secret Mall Apartment documentary. Guess I'm unemployed (an artist) now.

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Hockey. 🫦

[–] Beelzebubba666@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I guess I'm bringing home the Kalisk. Sick.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 10 points 3 days ago

I really regret watching Invincible last night

[–] sness@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

A bear with a large house and no job as far as I'm aware.

[–] duncan_bayne@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Retired lieutenant-colonel, engineer, and TV presenter.

[–] brightandshinyobject@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I get to kill Kaiju by turning into one?

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Whatever the girl from fallout's job was I guess.

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[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 5 points 3 days ago

Delivery boy in the year 3000.

[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I'm an architect

[–] Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 days ago

Oh my God. What the hell. I can't command a starship. OH MY GOD IS THAT THE BORG!

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Ah fuck. Mediveal rice farmer.

[–] butwhyishischinabook@piefed.social 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Vault dweller. Fuck.

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[–] Jollyllama@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Better get my ass to Mordor and chuck this ol ring into a volcano.

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Look at me, I'm the Spider-Man now.

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I make PoV videos about fancy trains in Japan and Europe.

Basically the best possible outcome.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Living the dream. Absolutely living the dream.

[–] epicshepich@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

Wow lucky me! I got Kaiser of the Galactic Empire. (Legend of the Galactic Heroes; it was an Empire episode).

[–] QuiteQuickQum@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

History Teacher and Bit role Actor

[–] bunnyBoy@pawb.social 2 points 2 days ago

Rewatching Arcane. Really hope I get to be Jayce, otherwise I'm either an actual terrorist, or a cop

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I legit don’t know… does being a dragon in another world count as a job? If not I’m as employed as I am in real life.

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[–] genuineparts 14 points 4 days ago

Woohoo! I'm a delivery boy!

[–] Cthuwu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

Guess I better learn to launder money before the cartel kills me

[–] cockmushroom@reddthat.com 1 points 2 days ago

Aristocratic kung-fu auntie

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I guess I better buy some to lube and get ready for my gangbang

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[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

Veridian Dynamics. Every day, something we make, makes your life better... Usually.

[–] MECHAGIC@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

crown prince during the joseon era of korea

i do not understand korean

[–] febra@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Prosecuting nazis. I'm more than happy to take that job over my corporate slave job

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago

Guess I'm a doctor/medical director

I knew my addiction to medical dramas would one day pay off

[–] vpol@feddit.uk 14 points 4 days ago (3 children)

A cop…. Fuck.

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[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Bojack Horseman.

So I guess I get paid to be miserable and destroy my own life... Well at least I will get paid for it now.

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[–] letsgo2themall@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I've been watching Fringe, so that's fun.

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[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Captain of the USS Voyager. Nice.

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