I writr books :D
means ill be super poor 'caus I dont know how to write :)
thankfully I won't be harrassed by a hivemind into joining them like the protagonist :)
this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2026
302 points (95.5% liked)
Microblog Memes
10898 readers
2787 users here now
A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
RULES:
- Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
- Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
- You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
- Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
- Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
- Absolutely no NSFL content.
- Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
- No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.
RELATED COMMUNITIES:
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Colonel Me, SG-1
Does the Doctor even have a job? I think he's just a time travelling hobo essentially
Time travelling anti-murder-hobo
Actually to gallifreyans he's just a var vet hippie who stole an RV and preaches anti-war isn't he?
load more comments
(3 replies)
load more comments
(5 replies)
Guess I'm a doctor now (scrubs). Sorry to everyone now in my care.
At least you can't be worse than Doug
Delivering pizza to a sorority house with no cash.
I guess I am an attractive lady AI bot that doesn't really have a profession, but is eager to people watch. I think she drew a drawing once a day. She also killed two human guys.
I slay titans but also I am one.
Dread Pirate ~~edgesmash~~ Roberts, checking in.
I'm the capitain of a starship trying to get home from the delta quadrant.... great.
Shopkeeper.
Been rewatching still open all hours.
Ironically i am in real life, a shopkeeper lol
Depends on who you consider the main character in Fallout TV is.
I would certainly prefer to be a cowboy gunslinger, rather than professionally naive idiot, or immature emotionally underdeveloped idiot.
High School sorcerer (JJK)
guess I'm fucked
Astronaut!
Watching For All Mankind
I guess I'm stuck as a partner to a fox
Saving mankind from the Goa'ould and the Replicators by exploring new planets using the Stargate to make alliances and aquire advanced weapons and technology for Earth to fight back with.
load more comments
(4 replies)
Paper salesman.
A witch on the boiling isles? Cool!
I get to be a lower deck starfleet commander in a post scarcity universe.
Thats even better then winning the lottery!!
load more comments
(1 replies)
Is the Avatar a job? If so, it would probably have some perks, aside from a perpetual target on your back
Who's considered the main character in SNL? Bcz that's the last show I watched.
I guess the host?
Well crap, now I'm a B list actor for the rest of my life.
Currently watching Bohemian Rhapsody.... I am the greatest front man who ever lived.
I'm an air crash investigator now.
Bounty hunter it is I guess, so long space cowboy
Welp, I'm the last person on Earth, making a vlog while trying to navigate the loneliness of being alone, and avoiding nesters
I watched Adventure Time.
Middle manager at a paper making company. Then unemployed, warehouse worker, unemployed again, murderer then automation overseer. Sounds pretty grim
I'm a German Shepard travelling from town to town helping people and saving lives, just to receive a thank you and move onto the next place that needs me.
Because maybe tomorrow I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow I'll just keep moving on.
I’m late to the party and also laundering money in the Ozarks. Fml!
they're welding me into a submarine please help me I didn't do anything they aren't resupplying my oxygen help me I am going to die here please help
I just watched the Tuvix episode of Voyager. Looks like I'm going through the transporter in the morning.
I'm now a predator. Not sure what kind of work they do when they dont visit backwards planets and hunt monkeys with laser cannons for sport, but I guess that's what I'm doing.
view more: next ›