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Bill Hicks didn't die and instead became Alex Jones
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Flat earth. At the point we're at now when it comes to personally accessible technology, anyone still believing it is 100% making a choice to do so, because it makes them feel better about things for some reason.
You don't even need technology. You just need to get out of the city and out of a car and look at some far away mountains on a clear day.
This one, I guess:

Yeah, you'd have to be a total idiot to believe something as ridiculous as that.
Plus, everyone knows this is how the earth really is:


I thought we knew the earth to be banana shaped.
Yeah right, that's a bananas theory.
Ted Cruz being the Zodiac Killer. Politicians don't need to be serial killers, they do a lot more everlasting damage on everyone they're governing.
I thought it was Rafael Cruz’s dad is the one who was supposed to be the Zodiac killer. Or is the conspiracy that his dad was covering for him so he could go into politics and flee Texas as soon as it got chilly?

Man that chart has not aged well at all, just in the last few years. Also the artist's motivations are pretty visible.
Most of these are hyper-exaggerations of what real people believe. Or purposeful misunderstandings of the underlying point. Take 'Jet fuel can't melt steel beams' for example. Used since its inception as a meme to undermine 9/11 conspiracy theories.
Ultimately this is a tactic in itself. My conspiracy theory is that all the antisemetic theories, insane-sounding theories, theories that have no attachment to reality, rothschilds etc, are not perpetuated by ordinary people (though they unwittingly participate). They are perpetuated by the very parties the conspiracies are about. If someone hears that being a 9/11 truther is inextricably linked to antisemitism, and they think of themselves as a good person, they'll shy away from ever looking into it any further than that; it's a normal reaction if someonebis already stressed, busy, or otherwise precluded from more critical thought.
Edit: Yes some of these are totally insane, I am just referring to things that have roots firmly in reality.
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I feel like this chart covers most of them, but needs a different distinction. Which ones are fun to invoke in converstion to play off the crazy and obes that ate actually off the deep end.
For example, chemtrails is a vintage conspiracy thory, its been around for a while and most people can casually make fun of it. I cant make jokes about half of that top row because most normal people just know what most of those words even mean, let alone the contents of the conspiracy.
That top row 😬😵💫😬😬😬. Especially after the release of the JE files, doesn't seem too implausible now.
I know Epstein, and Thiel made this chart I just can’t prove it

I don't know if "celebs moisturize with children's foreskin" is totally detached from reality.
Now it probably isn't what a lot of the people who get worked up about this are thinking, but there are beauty treatments and products out there that do in fact use ingredients that are sometimes derived from infant foreskins.
I’m surprised the Epstein isn’t dead theory isn’t more popular. The conspiracy protecting him was finally unambiguously uncovered to be real, then the FBI released doctored footage the cell he “committed suicide” in. No funeral. No nothing. Just confirmation that all the most richest people in the world are implicated and have the means to cover it up
When ol’ Kenny-boy from Enron magically died right before his trial, which enabled his family to retain all of his money, that’s when I first started realizing that maybe these fake deaths for the ultra-wealthy are plausible.
They won’t spare any expense to disappear into the shadows.
Cabal of rich elites defiling children. It sounds ridiculous because it’s true
I think the covid vaccine being some kind of tracking device or something. Im not sure on detail as I never went downt the rabbit hole.
A bunch of pizza obsessed PDF files running the Western world.