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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Springtronic315 on 2026-02-15 00:17:33+00:00.
(This happened yesterday but I figured i’d share anyways.)
I got my wisdom teeth out yesterday, all four (two top, two bottom) with the two on the bottoms being entirely impacted (sideways.) Recovery has gone great so far and i’m already back to eating soft foods like eggs, ice cream and smoothies. I have my follow up appointment on monday.
While I was still coming down from anesthesia my mom was driving me home and I decided to email my teachers. I rember the email being far more coherent than what it actually was, as when I read it back this morning I am mortified by what I wrote. Not only did I send this email to my Humanties, Photography, German and Criminal Justice teacher, I sent this to the school resource officer as well.
The email reads as follows:
the suregtey went well and i'm done!!!! i'll see you back in class on wednesdha I love you guys I just wanted to say youre awesome teachers im i'm sorry that im gonna leave you when I graduate but you guyst are awesome and I love you guys and im sorey im annoying at timesthats my fault I apologize. you guys are awesome and I love you guys as my teacherss
im sending this message to officer blanchard too hi offocer blacjard youre very cool and youre funny and remind me of another older brother I get to have. but at schol youre awesome andkn toy for being cool im drugged as hell rn see you later bro aphid versus brocwphus a
I cannot imagine the talks im going to get from my teachers when I return to school Wendesay, and i’m positive I will NEVER hear the end of this.
TL;DR I sent an email to my teachers and school resource officer still high on anesthetic telling them I loved them, was going to miss them after graduation and was “drugged as hell rn”