Pirate King: HE DID?!? ... oh... oh, yes so he did... I was there.
this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2026
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How long until she becomes an accident from a high rise building? This is the point where she will attempt flight. Honestly, beginning this new hobby on the ground does have some benefits.
That psycho bitch trying to sound funny.