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[–] Stern@lemmy.world 12 points 1 hour ago

"Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it." -Mike Tyson

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago

No hesitation. What a hero.

[–] XaetaCore@lemmy.neondystopia.world 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Wide open holding that camera kek, blud needs to punch the bag first 😎

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[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 hours ago

Other Icicles: he has a handgun! Shoot!!!

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 65 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Its vexing that 4chan has a better honed moral compass than the fucking AG.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 hours ago

What have they been giving up being on the alt right now that they know Epstein made them Notsees

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 44 points 11 hours ago

"Sign Kid" is trying to run a Paradox of Tolerance.
"Punching Kid" is right on. Though one should not do such things at school, nor on camera.
I have the feeling "Sign Kid" is going to change schools soon.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 137 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

saw the whole video, that dude is a king.

[–] Ontimp@feddit.org 8 points 1 hour ago

Yes and the other kid was just a spinless little asshole who needed to learn that irl actions have consequences.

From how the rest of the interaction went I'm afraid that's the opposite of what he learned after the police intervened

[–] tryagain@sopuli.xyz 36 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Agreed, I'm proud of the puncher, but the video was obviously posted by this little Stephen Miller Jr prick who got exactly what he wanted.

I don't know what the answer is but I think it might be more violence?

[–] Tinidril@midwest.social 11 points 9 hours ago

I have a theory that a lot of things are going to get more violent after the election. A Democratic Congress will greatly restrain the President, greatly reducing the disincentive to dispense street justice on ICE. On the off chance that Republicans manage to hold Congress by stealing the election, waiting on democracy will no longer be tenable, which means it's game on.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 71 points 14 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Hahahahahahaha

I can't believe that shitrag posted that, I'm dying

"You can't hit me, you'll get in trouble" - "ok", WHAM

"O YOU SWORE, THAT'S AGAINST SCHOOL CODE"

I thought conservatives valued machismo, why's the little dude posting a video of him being the world's littlest bitch? I deadass hope this is AI generated because it's beyond parody XD

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 29 minutes ago

They praise who they think are strongmen because they're personally spineless cowards

[–] ugandan_airways@lemmy.zip 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I’m still new to Lemmy but I really like how in the thread where the video is posted—even though it is now locked—it is mainly people saying that the nazi kid can get fucked. This is such a wonderful departure from the right wing bullshit that plagues Reddit. Because fuck nazis and fuck websites that tolerate them.

[–] Goodman@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

If hate is the opposite of love, then hating hate inverts that back to love <3

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town -1 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

Say what you like but only love is real. Hate is stuck in the imagination. You say "not see" here but still don't see see the original meaning in that. You do know that Hitler was Jewish don't you?

There's no J in Hebrew.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 28 minutes ago

Hitler having Jewish grandparents is a myth

[–] Goodman@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 49 minutes ago (1 children)

I agree that only love is real. Its capital G Good. But I have a hard time following what you are trying to say after that sorry. Could you elaborate?

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town -1 points 45 minutes ago (1 children)

If ask a real question. I must where you ackchoochooally struggle.

[–] Goodman@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 41 minutes ago (1 children)

🙏 ty that really cleared it up

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 19 minutes ago

ignore him, he hates Jebrews

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

I hate this comment for you. ❤️

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 68 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Crazy how the pro-ICE guy needed four different adults to rescue him

If that ain't fascism in a nutshell.

Shame nobody else in school had the guy's back.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 40 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

And even the school cop clearly thought he was a dweeb, which is almost impressive

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 16 points 10 hours ago

Her face looking at the sign was like "Wow, okay, um, you can think that sure"

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 37 points 14 hours ago

Yeah, that other kid was a punk bitch who needs to get his ass kicked to learn his place in life. Someone messed up raising him, and they raised a cunt.

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 153 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 52 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Willoughby@piefed.world 8 points 12 hours ago

Baist and Chargrilled, ham.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 89 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

As someone who was bullied and assaulted several times in school, I have to chime in: don't do that. A huge, arcing punch like that is flashy and spectacular, but it is easy to dodge or deflect (massive moment arm), and you'll be thrown off-balance. Instead, if you can get in close, aim for the gut, just below the sternum. Keep the fist low and close to your body, and twist your torso as you punch. Hitting the soft tissue below the ribcage and above the stomach is fucking painful and will leave the rubber sole sommelier struggling to breathe.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 1 points 36 minutes ago

We this fabulous shot where he just outmogs the wimp tho

[–] Bread@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago

Had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 26 points 13 hours ago

Rubber sole sommelier is great. Ill have to start using that.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 46 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

He said it. He did it. Legend.

[–] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 34 points 10 hours ago

"I'm going to punch you in the face"

"You're going to get in trouble"

"Okay"

Absolute legend.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Need better punching technique though

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 hours ago

This one is pretty damn cinematic tbf

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 18 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

True, they are not punching as hard as they could and are off balance in their strike.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 35 points 12 hours ago

But the kid got heart. He's a hero in my eyes.

[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago

he did the meme

[–] Retail4068@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

If you want to assault a Nazi be smart about it. He going to take the L for a bad punch.

While he's absolutely a chad for the courage he didn't instill fear or hurt the guy.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 26 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

He made a statement. That's enough.

If we were all as brave and principled as this kid, this shit would be done right now.

[–] Retail4068@lemmy.world 0 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Not really, he's over there being lit up on the Nazi forums for a terrible display. 

If you're going to assault someone, you need to make them afraid or actually hurt them. He's going to get a misdemeanor and the entire Republican party backing in court. He's going to get fucked and you probably didn't even recall his name.

Again, if you want to be effective, hurt them. Badly. This shit ain't it. Sorry he's getting laughed at.

[–] Koarnine@pawb.social 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Laughed at by nazis because otherwise they'd cry?

[–] Retail4068@lemmy.world 0 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

No, they'll keep rounding up brown people and shooting progressives in the face. They will stop when you instill fear through EFFECTIVE force. If you're going to assault someone in public, make it worth your time. Hurt them. Make then fear you. Wait until you are alone and ASSAULT them. Not this garbage.

[–] FrostyTheDoo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

He's like 16 years old dude, he's not leading a vigilante assault squad. He may have never punched a guy before. I guarantee within that school the Nazi is getting a lot more ridicule and bullying for being punked like a bitch than the kid that punked him. Whether he broke his face completely or not.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

How many chuds have you punched this week?

[–] Retail4068@lemmy.world -1 points 2 hours ago

Found the fed 🤣