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[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 hours ago

Other Icicles: he has a handgun! Shoot!!!

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 43 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Its vexing that 4chan has a better honed moral compass than the fucking AG.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 hours ago

What have they been giving up being on the alt right now that they know Epstein made them Notsees

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 31 points 8 hours ago

"Sign Kid" is trying to run a Paradox of Tolerance.
"Punching Kid" is right on. Though one should not do such things at school, nor on camera.
I have the feeling "Sign Kid" is going to change schools soon.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 111 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

saw the whole video, that dude is a king.

[–] tryagain@sopuli.xyz 27 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Agreed, I'm proud of the puncher, but the video was obviously posted by this little Stephen Miller Jr prick who got exactly what he wanted.

I don't know what the answer is but I think it might be more violence?

[–] Tinidril@midwest.social 5 points 5 hours ago

I have a theory that a lot of things are going to get more violent after the election. A Democratic Congress will greatly restrain the President, greatly reducing the disincentive to dispense street justice on ICE. On the off chance that Republicans manage to hold Congress by stealing the election, waiting on democracy will no longer be tenable, which means it's game on.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 59 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
[–] ugandan_airways@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I’m still new to Lemmy but I really like how in the thread where the video is posted—even though it is now locked—it is mainly people saying that the nazi kid can get fucked. This is such a wonderful departure from the right wing bullshit that plagues Reddit. Because fuck nazis and fuck websites that tolerate them.

[–] Goodman@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 hour ago

If hate is the opposite of love, then hating hate inverts that back to love <3

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 57 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Crazy how the pro-ICE guy needed four different adults to rescue him

If that ain't fascism in a nutshell.

Shame nobody else in school had the guy's back.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 33 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

And even the school cop clearly thought he was a dweeb, which is almost impressive

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 11 points 6 hours ago

Her face looking at the sign was like "Wow, okay, um, you can think that sure"

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 32 points 10 hours ago

Yeah, that other kid was a punk bitch who needs to get his ass kicked to learn his place in life. Someone messed up raising him, and they raised a cunt.

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 127 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 45 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Willoughby@piefed.world 7 points 8 hours ago

Baist and Chargrilled, ham.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 74 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

As someone who was bullied and assaulted several times in school, I have to chime in: don't do that. A huge, arcing punch like that is flashy and spectacular, but it is easy to dodge or deflect (massive moment arm), and you'll be thrown off-balance. Instead, if you can get in close, aim for the gut, just below the sternum. Keep the fist low and close to your body, and twist your torso as you punch. Hitting the soft tissue below the ribcage and above the stomach is fucking painful and will leave the rubber sole sommelier struggling to breathe.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 23 points 9 hours ago

Rubber sole sommelier is great. Ill have to start using that.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 34 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

He said it. He did it. Legend.

[–] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 21 points 6 hours ago

"I'm going to punch you in the face"

"You're going to get in trouble"

"Okay"

Absolute legend.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Need better punching technique though

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 hours ago

This one is pretty damn cinematic tbf

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 14 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

True, they are not punching as hard as they could and are off balance in their strike.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 29 points 9 hours ago

But the kid got heart. He's a hero in my eyes.

[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

he did the meme

[–] Retail4068@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

If you want to assault a Nazi be smart about it. He going to take the L for a bad punch.

While he's absolutely a chad for the courage he didn't instill fear or hurt the guy.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 14 points 6 hours ago

He made a statement. That's enough.

If we were all as brave and principled as this kid, this shit would be done right now.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

How many chuds have you punched this week?