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Winter Olympics in crisis as athletes deplete entire stock of 10,000 free condoms (www.independent.co.uk)

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‘It is rule 62 of the Olympic Charter that we have to have a condoms story,’ says IOC spokesman Mark Adams

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[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

And I find condoms past the expiration date.

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

10'000 is super low, I remember hearing about one or two hundred thousand in recent years. I guess that was regular and not winter, but still. No wonder they ran out.

[–] X@piefed.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Winter Olympics, probably fewer people than the summer Olympics, where they had 300k.

[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

I wonder why they don't carry some from home lol

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