He missed "I don't have pica and a container of Polonium in my fridge"
this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2026
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Why a sitting fucking Republican congressman is saying this should be national news, not a local news kidnapping that is clearly distracting people from the fucking Epstein files.
I think Marjorie Greene made a similar declaration.
They should make a form letter version of this for all Republicans who don't 100% kowtow to every small wish from Dear Leader.
Bunch of them been dying under suspicious circumstances lately?
He should also stay away from upper floor windows.
Russia playbook
Two gunshots to the back of the head. Classic Russian suicide.
In other news, two guns were found in the back of the head of this guy....
Who? What? How? The whole two? Wow, this is bad! Anyway
Boeing manual
Dude saw what happened to Virginia Giuffre and doesn't want to be next. (Who also often insisted that if she ends up dead by suicide, it wasn't suicide.)
Can't say I blame him.
He knows EDNKHS
Evil Doctors Never Knock, Hence Screaming?
Elephants Do Not Kill High Schoolers.
Einstein Did Not Kick Hair-Sweaters