Ask Lemmy

My dead naked body should be catapulted at Mar-a-Lago.

Donate the useful bits to others, use me for science, then turn me into compost.

Launched from the solar system on a path out of the galaxy. Or left in the wilderness for nature to have it's way.

High explosives. At least I could go out with a good bang.

don't give a shit

take my organs, practice cutting me up, burn the rest or bury me under a tree that you'll see grow for decades

I want to be scattered at Disneyland (note: I do not wish to be cremated).

Don't have to even be dead, I just want to be launched into the sun because that would be pretty rad.

Cremated, composted, something like that. I'll be dead so I'm not too picky. Just as long as nobody wastes money on a fucking coffin.

Cremation and organ donation. Already written in my living will and communicated to my remaing family

Getting tossed in a hole with a tree planted on top so it can consume my remains.

I intend to leave requests for some minor crimes related to my cremated ashes, in my will.

Nothing too serious, just enough to fuck with whoever executes my will. To...uh... remind them I was thinking of them, and maybe to make them a tiny bit relieved to be rid of my bullshit.

About 1/3 will be combined with my wife and her dog who have already passed. Another 1/3 will be combined with my fiancé. These will be scattered in a few different places that are special to us.

The final 1/3 is to be combined with concrete and made into ice cube sized pieces to be taken to different reefs around the world by whomever will take them.

I currently carry a tiny portion of my wife and her dog with me everywhere.

I don't care, I'll be dead. Whatever is cheapest and simplest.

this, i want to blown the fuck up

I wouldn't even know what people did.

But maybe...
Hide pieces of my body in the vents of Mar a lago.
Let them rot and stink up the place.

I want to be left in a strangers car trunk.

Whatever is the most ecologically sound method of disposal.

I'm not here, physically couldn't give a shit

If I'm not cremated feed me to an animal, otherwise mix my ashes in with a bunch of psychotic drugs and let my essence take you on a magical journey.

Compost. I don't really care about a marker or whatnot either. Maybe, if I had to; a cherub with a solar powered pump that periodically pees on [billionaires] grave stone or maybe just a simple stone with this meme but, eh. Won't matter to me after the fact because I am not.

There's a burial forest near here, I'll be quite happy there. No markers, no embalment, no coffin, just a shroud and trees.

Don't really care, since I'll be dead. But donating my body to medical school doesn't sound so bad

I donated my body to scientist named Frankenstein when I died

Put into the ground into a wooden coffin, no crap to try and preserve my remains, a nice tombstone over it

Make a marionette out of my body and use it to tell my life story.

A friend from high school wants his hands to be glued to the side of his face, then be decapitated so it looks like he pulled off his own head.

Seems like we all want to be as nutrient-conserved as possible! It's too bad there are all the rules about proper disposal - I get why they're there, but yeah, random hole for me. Tree on top sounds great

Organ donation or medical/scientific use. Whatever parts are not useful can be disposed of in whatever way is easiest.

Stick a sapling in my guts and put me in a hole. That's about it tbh.

I couldn’t care less, I’d be dead. Let those I left behind do whatever they feel most comfortable with or appropriate to help them get through it.

Ideally? Loaded in to a rocket and sent in the same general direction as the voyager 1

unfortunately everything i would most want done with the bulk of my remains is illegal in the US. no cannibal barbecue memorial. no using bones for arts and crafts. at least my organs can get donated if anyone needs them, but best legal option after that's done is probably cremation, and then use my ashes in making a nice ceramic dish set or sculpture or something.

Cremation and mixed up with my furry companions that have passed on before me. After that I wouldn’t mind being spread out in the far reaches of the wilderness. Be up to the wife really.

But for all its worth Do Not put me on a cemetery.

Sky burial. I don't think that's allowed here tho.

I don't care I won't be there. The living should decide whatever they want, it's not my business.