If you're clumsy, do a grappling martial art like wrestling or Jiu-Jitsu. After 6 months even if you still suck at that martial art (e.g., me) your nerves and muscles will know how to move shockingly efficiently.
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If you have the hiccups, putting a facial tissue over a glass of water and drinking through it will fix them.
I thought it was the stupidest thing I'd ever heard, but I tried it and it works pretty much every time. Paper towels can work, but aren't as effective
I take 10 sips of water while holding my breath. Works.
The tissue basically forces you to take those sips very slowly, which I think is what helps. The holding my breath trick almost never works the first time for me.
An easy trick to immediately get a better posture when walking is to pretend that you have laser cannons attached to your nipples and you are trying to zap people you meet in their faces.
You are the first person I have ever met (other than my mom, who I learned it from) who does the "sleep upside down" thing. It totally works!
If you feel like you are about to sneeze, but you don't want to (maybe you are on a video call, or trying to be quiet, whatever), tickle the roof of your mouth with your tongue. It works surprisingly well.
you can avoid sneezing and convert it into a cough by opening your mouth and forfully coughing, better than having snot fly all over.
I flip around when I can’t sleep as well. It only works sometimes for me.
This probably isn’t very useful to most but you’d be surprised how much info you can get from paying attention to the smells around you. I use odor for navigating places like malls.
I already do the sleep upside-down thing, I've told people it helps but they never believe! I am gonna try the hiccups cure from this thread though, nothing else works.
For me, the permanent cure for hiccups was being in the hospital with broken ribs. Getting a case of the hiccups when you have broken ribs is not fun.
With pain as my teacher, I quickly learned how to stop hiccups with willpower alone. And I've been able to do it ever since. I get one hiccup, tell myself "that's the last one", and it is.
Damn, sorry you went through it, but I admit I'm jealous..
If you ever hurt yourself, you can hit yourself in the nads so that the other part of your body that hurt don't hurt anymore.
You can also be a solid bro to any guy you see in pain by smacking their junk as hard as you can. As an added benefit this form of first aid works on women as well.
"Oh look, someone is coming to help!"
[Confusing violence ensues]
When you feel a sneeze coming and you don't want to sneeze, press the tip of your tongue firmly against the roof of mouth. Works nearly every time!
Alternatively, push your finger against the space between your upper lip and your nose, like using your finger as a mustache. Push hard. A hunter taught me that so I wouldn't sneeze and give away our position.