Programmer Humor
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The worst DB in existence, not to defend Oracle, is blockchain.
Blockchain isn't a Database, and the worst one is AS400.
A400 is at least relational.
MongoDB on the other hand...
All data is, or will become, relational.
Oracle is not the worse DB in existence. They are a worse company than MS, but I'd much rather be talking to Oracle than MSSQL.
(My go-to is PostgreSQL, tho.)
MSSQLMS is goat tho
I think we all know it actually stands for One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison
To be honest, until now I always thought it was because of Oracles.
Wind gusts are crazy today the way jokes are flying over heads
"intelligence" <---> incompetence
Hahaha this is cartoonishly evil, surely it can't be true!
Next you'll tell me Ellison invests in creepy life extension projects and gives an insane amount of money to post-fascist politicians!
Don't forget the support for genocide.
Hate to be the Devils advocate here, but Oracle is the only one (as far as i know) which provides a FREE usable server. FOREVER. Via OracleCloud
Until it randomly gets removed without warning
Mmm saas is not forever nor are loss leaders.
FOREVER*
As far as i know, yes. Forever. Only 1 cloud provider that gives free usable server FOREVER (until they eventually change their policy or something)
Ah, that answers the question "when did oracle become so evil?"
"Become"?
Yeah, from the beginning