this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2026
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[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 points 4 minutes ago

So you're saying if I can last 10 seconds, that's over a minute?!

Achievement, unlocked.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Aww, that account is suspended.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago

Who says romance is dead!

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 25 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Oh! Right. It's Valentine's Day.

I currently have no reason to track that, and probably won't for the foreseeable future.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It’s still important to know. It changes which bars I go to that day. The one attached to a steakhouse gets too busy, so I go to the one in a bbq restaurant.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago

It's also relevant for some mmo events!!

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 13 points 10 hours ago

I like the way she does math.

[–] NutsGate@piefed.social 41 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

You guys are lasting 2 whole minutes?

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 52 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 17 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

What can I say? It's a dog-eatout-dog world right now :/

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago

Stop it, you're going to get invited to the new secret island

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 56 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

We regret to inform you that the furries are at it again

[–] muxika@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Why did I hear this in an Encanto character's voice?

"Luisa, the donkeys are out again!"

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 8 hours ago

"I don't care how
hard the work is."

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 13 points 14 hours ago

I think they win this one

[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 64 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

No thanks, I'm trying to keep my in-dog minutes to a minimum this month.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

I'm hoping that I'm misinterpreting what you're saying.

[–] GentriFriedRice@lemmy.world 22 points 15 hours ago

Yours doesn't roll over?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

If my wife saw your username, she would sing it to me.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

If its anal, its 1 minute 43 seconds.

[–] AniZaeger@lemmy.world 28 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not so sure about that, but then again, I Am Not A Lawyer.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 8 points 15 hours ago

Well, thats what my official timer told me.