this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2026
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

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-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

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-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 1 points 28 minutes ago

Aww, that account is suspended.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

Who says romance is dead!

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago

I like the way she does math.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 18 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Oh! Right. It's Valentine's Day.

I currently have no reason to track that, and probably won't for the foreseeable future.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It’s still important to know. It changes which bars I go to that day. The one attached to a steakhouse gets too busy, so I go to the one in a bbq restaurant.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

It's also relevant for some mmo events!!

[–] NutsGate@piefed.social 38 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

You guys are lasting 2 whole minutes?

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 46 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

What can I say? It's a dog-eatout-dog world right now :/

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

Stop it, you're going to get invited to the new secret island

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 51 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

We regret to inform you that the furries are at it again

[–] muxika@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Why did I hear this in an Encanto character's voice?

"Luisa, the donkeys are out again!"

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 5 hours ago

"I don't care how
hard the work is."

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 12 points 11 hours ago

I think they win this one

[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 58 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

No thanks, I'm trying to keep my in-dog minutes to a minimum this month.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

I'm hoping that I'm misinterpreting what you're saying.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

If my wife saw your username, she would sing it to me.

[–] GentriFriedRice@lemmy.world 20 points 12 hours ago

Yours doesn't roll over?

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

If its anal, its 1 minute 43 seconds.

[–] AniZaeger@lemmy.world 26 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not so sure about that, but then again, I Am Not A Lawyer.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 8 points 11 hours ago

Well, thats what my official timer told me.