this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2026
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This is a community for designs specifically crafted to make the experience worse for the user. This can be due to greed, apathy, laziness or just downright scumbaggery.

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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 hour ago

Actually it's more spectacularly stupid design than merely asshole design.

Risking losing potential customers at the last step of the customer acquisition pipeline is incredibly idiotic - from the beginning of said pipeline (for example, an advert being shown to a person) until the end (the customer actually pays for something they bought) there's can be a ridiculous percentage of potential customer which drop of (something like 99.9%+ if it starts at "show advert")

As for somebody that's confronted with this at a checkout, just drop that shopping cart and go somewhere else (also valid in real life when you're at the till and they do something shitty - just drop it and walk away) since that's literally the point were shunning that store does them the most damage.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 20 points 7 hours ago

Looks like it's time to shop somewhere else.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

All the shit companies try to get away with just because they're on websites...

Imagine if you were at a physical brick-and-mortar store and just as you went to check out, an employee stopped you and went, "Nuh-uh-uh! You can't purchase your items until you tell us information about yourself!" The employees would spend half their time just putting away stuff from abandoned carts.

[–] Cattail@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Yeah my information dean Gilberry, I live at eat my ass, and my phone number is 12 consecutive 5s

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 75 points 11 hours ago

Lmao, shit like that is enough for me to be like ‘you know what? I don’t need this’

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 39 points 10 hours ago

Sounds like they're not gonna get your money after all

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

E-commerce: follow DMMT/DMMW. Get the transaction completed in as few clicks as possible.

Under armour: write us a 250 word essay on why you want our shit!

[–] ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

Don't Make Me Think / Work

e-commerce principles of least time, action and effort to purchase.

Every click or decision causes conversion attrition. Reducing the number of clicks and decisions noticeably reduces attrition.

[–] benignintervention@piefed.social 12 points 10 hours ago

I order a lot of takeout and recently stopped using online ordering because a bunch of them in the area stopped allowing orders as a guest. They force to log in or sign up. I've found that calling the store is easier and faster

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 8 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

If you're shopping for sound equipment consider PSSL, I used them to buy some stuff about a decade ago and they were professional at the time.

EDIT: They are permanently shut down, sadly.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 5 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

It bothers me there are two Others

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 hours ago

These aren't all options for the same question. They're drop downs for four different questions. Two of those questions OP answers as "other", but they aren't the same.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 10 hours ago

The dreaded Bother Other.

[–] henfredemars 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I Christmas tree surveys that pop up in front of my face on a website. I hope they enjoy their garbage.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Randomly tag things, or choose several, even contradicting options.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 2 points 4 hours ago

Oh, that makes sense, thanks!