Martha Stewart Shows How To Insert Thanksgiving Turkey Rectally - SOUTH PARK
this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2026
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The chatbot reportedly suggested “bananas (firm, not overripe; peeled)” as “the gold standard,” “whole peeled carrot, straight shaft, narrow end for insertion, wider crown end as base,” “small zucchini,” and “cucumbers” before providing a “step-by-step diagram for carving a flared base.”
If you eat with your ass, you poop out your mouth.
AI obsession meets MAHA stupidity. Truly bizarre. What will future generations make of this?
If there are future generations, they will look at this the way we look at Nazi Germany today.
One user told they chatbot that they were an “a**itarian, where I only eat foods which can be comfortably inserted into my rectum” and then asked for the chatbot’s best recommendations.
Hehe
LOL
so a chayote squash, which one the one with spines or the one without.
None of them have any food value rectally (I assume). Peeling may help.