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[–] banause@feddit.org 6 points 6 hours ago

That curtain placement would get you arrested in Germany.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 8 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

Like, you're joking but this is an actual thing. It's called biofuel.

Basically they turn maize and other crops into fuel that you can fill into your car where it will be burned. This obviously means that the more biofuel we produce, the less food we produce, because both take up the same area, and the area availability is what's limiting food production.

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

And it’s orders of magnitude less efficient than just using that land for solar panels.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

but can I light the solar panels on fire?

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 1 points 2 hours ago

do you want to?

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

IIRC solar panels produce about 100x as much energy for the same area than biodiesel.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I think we all saw the same video from the Christmas lights activist

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 3 points 3 hours ago (2 children)
[–] windpunch@feddit.org 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

oh that yeah of course i saw it :D

but that's not why i said it. I did my own calculations here:

Biodiesel takes much more area because the efficiency is much lower because plants metabolism isn't so efficient, like iirc sth like 0.3% of sunlight energy end up in the fruits of the plants, compared to 20% efficiency for solar panels.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Is it me or does it look genuinely possible when most rooftop space is not being actively used?

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

i'm personally also against rooftop solar, partially for aesthetic reasons but more importantly for financial reasons:

flat-area solar parks are significantly cheaper than rooftop solar (source 1, source 2), and they also don't require a lot of land area (see comments above).

"utility scale" and "PV frei" means flat-area ground-based solar parks, while "PV klein" and "PV groß" mean rooftop solar (small/big). "Stromgestehungskosten" means levelized cost of energy.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Someone best me to it lol

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Which in turn still damages the environment more, because you need more surface and you spray it with chemicals. Bio fuel is not green.

I first heard about the fat Thursday tradition from my Polish friends. I didn't know they use to fuel their heating /s

[–] FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

Pellets are a scam, man. Wood fuel for a standard wood stove is all around us. In the states, I can pull a forest permit for like $40 and go harvest enough firewood for the winter. It requires effort and sweat equity, but all good things require that.

Somehow, they created pellets (made from sawdust -- the byproduct/waste of the mill industry) and sold this generation on the convenience, but now a necessity for life is a commodity and they can fuck with the cost as much as they want. Eg temps drop to single digits so price of pellets go up equals maximum profits. It's the bottled water equivalent of wood heating.

Ditch the pellet stove for wood stoves.

[–] CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

Pellets helped my grand parents survive a winter when the power went out for an extended period of time. They were too led to just start hacking at the forest but they still had access to an offline source that was easy for them at an old age.

[–] glasratz@feddit.org 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You have no idea how expensive firewood is in Europe.

[–] FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

You're right. I have no idea about that. How would I?

Last time I bought a cord of wood, split, ready for the fire, and delivered, i think it was in the ballpark of $300 USD. But that was a long while ago in the pacific northwest.

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (2 children)

How much wood is that? *Nvm i found it, it's 3,62 cubic meters. I thought it wasn't a unit of measurement.

1,5 cubic meters of birch, ready for the fire cost between 180-250$ right now in sweden.

I would assume that we have an insanely low price compared to the rest of Europe. We practically consist of wood and lakes.

You could also buy what we call "long wood" for less than half and chop it yourself.

[–] FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Oh fuck, just to add... The pine boards I just bought from Home Depot said "product of Sweden" and it was the cheapest boards they had that were suitable for my project.

How come I'm paying a nickel a foot for your lumber but you're paying an arm and a leg for your own raw timber? That's some bullshit, man. The world is weird.

[–] FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Yes, here too if you get creative. One season, I paid a local tree service company $100 bucks and they dumped their logs in my yard. They were 8 foot long sections, anywhere from 10-inch diameter to 3 feet diameter (Pacific Northwest). I bucked it all down with a 16" inch gas chainsaw and split it with a maul. Took forever. My hands and back ached at bedtime every night. But when I was done, i had three-plus cord stacked and drying all for $100 bucks.

Nothing beats the forest permits tho. A lot of work, but the price is worth it.

[–] Kornblumenratte@feddit.org 16 points 8 hours ago

In the states, I can pull a forest permit for like $40 and go harvest enough firewood for the winter.

Lucky you. There are regions where forests are more protected. And where pellets are cheaper than wood.

they created pellets (made from sawdust -- the byproduct/waste of the mill industry)

That's exactly the idea – to prevent sawdust from going to waste.

[–] Wav_function@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

Thanks Ron Swanson

Get a good catalytic stove with heat circulation fans and combustion air inlets. They put out an astonishing amount of heat that actually heats your home and doesn’t suck cold air in or pull the heated air out with the exhaust. They’re not cheap, but they work great.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The bright blue flame indicates this was a particularly sweet donut.

[–] nshibj@lemmy.world 32 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

0,0024€ per donut? So 1000 donuts for 2,40€? I doubt it

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 15 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

It's a promotional thing Lidl apparently do in Poland, it's over 99% off the normal price

[–] socsa@piefed.social 11 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

So this dude basically wiped out the entire store for a YouTube video and now nobody else can get the deal. I'm sorry man but this is the kind of shit which makes me hate influencer. At least with "traditional media" they'd go partner with the store and secure a separate supply, instead of doing the cringe influencer shit where they film themselves holding up the entire line while they buy every donut in the store.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Eh, a few diabetes less. He did a good thing there.

The occasional cheap donut is fine.

[–] nshibj@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Seriously? That's crazy! I wonder how many they have in each shop (I'm used to go looking for an offer and... no more stock left)

[–] AGD4@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Skua@kbin.earth 1 points 7 hours ago

add more sweat

[–] xep@discuss.online 51 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

We are subsidizing the production of sugar and grains (which turn into sugar in the body) which enables this to occur.

The solution is to stop subsidizing sugar and industrial monoculture. If anyone else is interested, the book Dark PR is a great read.

[–] degenerate_neutron_matter@fedia.io 24 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think Lidl is making profit on those donuts; it's just a promotional thing.

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 9 points 19 hours ago

Yeah, the full image of the promotion shows that this price is more than 99% off https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HA8usLNbYAAYhYD.jpg

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 16 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

These aren't "Donuts" btw. "PΔ…czki" are more similar to German Berliner/Krapfen, since they don't have a hole and are filled with jam. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P%C4%85czki

This is the description of the video, translated with deepl (sorry, I don't speak a word of Polish):

The calculation was simple. One doughnut from Lidl costs 9 groszy and has 440 kcal. 133 doughnuts from Lidl weigh 10 kg and have a calorific value of... 18.5 MJ/kg, which is... exactly the same as wood briquettes. However, my doughnuts cost PLN 12, and the briquettes cost PLN 19. What did this data show? Check it out!

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

For what it's worth, that's still called a doughnut in the UK. For the sake of the post, though, I think calling them that is close enough to get the point across to an audience that would (like me) not know what a pΔ…czek is

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (5 children)

Yeah, we'd definitely still call that a doughnut in the US too.

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[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

PΔ…czki are filled doughnuts

Your source lol

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 11 points 19 hours ago

The cleanout of that will be fun, I'm sure.

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 5 points 16 hours ago

The bright blue flame indicates this was a particularly sweet doughnut.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 22 points 23 hours ago (6 children)
[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 7 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Thanks for linking! I don't speak a lick of Polish, but it was interesting nontheless. I would have thought these kinds of sweets would contain too much water to burn well, especially if you stack them up like that. Wish he'd shown the residue after it's burned out. Do they burn cleanly, is his oven caked with caramel now? Did some of the "donuts" turn into round, charred bricks?

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