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    I'm gonna bash my head to this fucking joke

    [–] sirico@feddit.uk 3 points 6 hours ago

    Yo dog I heard you like rust so we installed it to sda1 so you can have rust on your rust

    -old so very old

    [–] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

    The Rust community on Lemmy had been foreshadowing this all along.

    sed β€˜s/c/rust/g’

    [–] Homesnatch@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

    The Rust rustommunity on Lemmy had been foreshadowing this all along.

    A rustleverly rustonrusteived and rustharmingly rustomirustal rustomebarustk.

    Thank you.

    [–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 115 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

    Is there a /c/linuxdadjokes ?

    [–] StellarExtract@lemmy.zip 31 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

    It was replaced by /rust/linuxdadjokes

    [–] alecsargent@lemmy.zip 4 points 13 hours ago

    damn, that was witty.

    [–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

    It’s treason then.

    [–] Eheran@lemmy.world 54 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

    I know it is a joke, but please do not fragment things into oblivion.

    [–] marcos@lemmy.world 29 points 20 hours ago

    How dare you say something like that in a Linux focused community?!?

    (Oh, and this is a joke, don't read it seriously.)

    [–] Ooops@feddit.org 13 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

    We just need to create that one single ultimate community for good linux jokes.

    [–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

    Until it splits into c/ubuntudadjokes c/archdadjokes and after that, there is no return

    [–] mech@feddit.org 6 points 17 hours ago

    I want an entire instance dedicated to the welcome messages you get from a Slackware terminal.

    [–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 points 21 hours ago

    But the fragments there aren't the ones they like. So they want theirs in it too.

    It's like reinventing rugby as yank football.

    [–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 21 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
    [–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 33 points 19 hours ago

    Come on, you guis, seriously?

    [–] A_A@lemmy.world 63 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

    For non technical readers :
    the programming language "Rust" is being used more to make new Linux kernels. Traditionally, the main language for that use was the one by the name "c".

    [–] FarceOfWill 2 points 6 hours ago

    Surely the main language is still c?

    [–] liquidator@piefed.social 9 points 18 hours ago

    Damn that's dry joke. Good one.

    [–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago
    [–] Lembot_0006@programming.dev 9 points 21 hours ago

    Doctor: Can we talk about C++?
    Linus: A-a-a-a-brrrrrr, brbrbr, lololo!!!

    [–] texture@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

    yuck yuck yuck

    finally a joke for the dads