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[–] john_t@piefed.ee 36 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent chicken meal?", "Get your hand off my baguette!"

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago

I had to scroll way too far for this.

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Soft white bread? Nobody but rich upper class people could afford soft white bread until well past the industrial revolution.

That's also a pretty large roasted bird that's being eaten in complete absence of stew.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

fun fact: whole-grain bread is probably healthier than soft white bread anyways due to an increased content in fiber, so there's that ...

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[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

Roast chicken on a nice crusty sourdough is amazing. Get some butter or gravy in there it's a hell of a meal

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 197 points 1 day ago (14 children)

A vegetable wouldn't hurt you.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 114 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 62 points 1 day ago

Stop it, you're killing him!

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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 63 points 1 day ago (5 children)

It would if it fell on your head. Checkmate atheists.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 6 points 22 hours ago

It would also kill you if it was fired out of a cannon without breaking apart somehow

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[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 24 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Potatoes could. The leaves, sprouts, and underground stems (tubers) of potatoes contain a toxic substance called glycoalkaloid. Glycoalkaloids make a potato look green when it's exposed to light, gets damaged, or ages. Eating potatoes with a high glycoalkaloid content can cause nausea, diarrhea, confusion, headaches, and death.

Also, the sentient mutant vegetables on Atrack of the Killer Tomatoes will definitely want to do harm toward OP.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

Not to mention, if you try to swallow a potato whole (as one does), you risk choking to death.

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[–] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (9 children)

I'm a vegetarian once removed. A lot of the animals I eat were vegetarians.

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[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 22 points 23 hours ago

If by "peasant" you mean "knight of the fucking round table" then yes

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh damn, that's a fucking feast! Peasents can't afford that shit.

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He stole the chicken and bread, calm down Mr medieval economy

[–] FloatingAlong@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

All Javerts are bastards.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 111 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Would a medieval peasant have access to that much meat?

[–] mech@feddit.org 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Depends on time and place, of course. Peasants in the late medieval period in England ate more meat than we do today (about 40% of their calories).

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 74 points 1 day ago (1 children)

King Richard I was once captured for ransom while traveling undercover trough Austria.

His cover was blown specifically because he tried ordering a roast chicken.

There are a few variations of the details in this story though, a peasant could definitely have owned a chicken and eaten it when it died but it was probably way more valuable to sell it.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 12 hours ago

They probably ate the roosters though? Or maybe sold them for food ofc.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 34 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Doubtful, most common meal for peasants would have been a sort of stew of vegetables and oats called pottage.

A whole chicken would have been prohibitively expensive either to purchase or in lost money from sale at market, same for pork or beef.

Fish though would be plentiful and cheap and a valuable source of protein. Oysters were considered peasant food until pretty much the 20th century.

Wheat bread similarly would have been a rare luxury, especially made from refined white flour, rye and buckwheat, roughly ground would be far more common.

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[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago

Yes, they had chickens back then.

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[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 day ago (4 children)

You're eating like Final Fight.
(Hits a trashcan)
Roasted chicken.
(Hits some tires)
Bread.
100% health let's go!!!

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A few things to unpack here.

  • That chicken is roasted nicely, but I completely understand if that was bought in that condition at the grocer's.
  • Plain bread is a travesty. it needs to be either toasted and/or you need some melted butter or gravy to sop up.
  • Pair this with some fruit or pan seared/roasted vegetables. Even microwaved beans would make this nutritious. Takes very little effort, very easy to do.
  • Even peasants had access to beer, ale, or home-made short-beer/kvass. Gotta calorie-max so you can work in the field tomorrow. Plus, the alcohol helps with the constant muscle-aches and fatigue from endless labor.

There are innumerable ways to elevate this meal, but I'll keep this comment short. Anyone, feel free to message me or reply here if you want tips for that.

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 2 points 12 hours ago

Plain bread is a travesty

This isn't plain bread, good sir, this is a baguette! Well, rather small one, but still.

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Plain bread is perfectly fine as long as it's not one of those super dry breads

[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

super dry breads

Technically that's not bread. That's... Hm... Wheat buttscratcher? Anywho, a proper bread with no industrial processing is moist. :)

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

The 0.62€ industrial baguette I buy at Despar Is fine and not dry despite being industrial

[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

How long does it keep the moistness? Is it still moist the next day? What about day after that?

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The day after it's fine. The next day it's meh. Provided you keep it in a paper bag and not out in the air

[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Then it's slightly better industrial bread (was it baguette?), but yeah. Leavens or emulsifiers or weird making process lead to it. Like they also used one of the water retaining emusifiers instead of proper starch content - those tend to keep moistness for up to 48h since baking and then it evaporates instantly.

Non industrial bread keeps water longer, but more importantly loses it more gradually and from the outside in (so that at least the "core" is still moist).

(I'm not arguing pro/against breads here, or trying to, idk, shame you for buying baguettes lol, honestly just trying spread the knowledge)

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Anywho, a proper bread with no industrial processing is moist. :)

how so?

[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Crumb must be crumby, but "flesh" of the bread should be moist (do not confuse it with soft). Properly made bread shouldn't be wet or chewy.

When making bread you add water to the dough. Starch will keep the water and when baking, the flesh should retain it spread evenly. Industrial bread often dehydrates/dries it, as that's how it works with their emulsifiers or leavens - don't ask me why though, it's just my observation.

And you can be sure that dry bread is either old stale bread or fresh industrial bread.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

a friend of mine brought me some self-made bread yesterday, and it was indeed moist, and i instantly loved it. i wish there's more bread like that one. idk why industrial bread tastes differently.

might be that they intentionally dessicate it for hygienic reasons? i.e. i imagine a higher water content might make it spoil faster.

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[–] timestatic@feddit.org 44 points 1 day ago (4 children)

A medieval peasant on a celebration day. I doubt they could eat a whole as chicken every day

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Depends on which era honestly. The medieval period lasted for nearly a thousand years and could vary about as much as one would expect, so for example a very well off peasant during the high medieval period maybe could have eaten a whole ass chicken for a while at least. Probably wouldn't have though, at least not without turning it into soup or a sandwich equivalent.

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[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Peasants? That wpuld be a medieval noble

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 13 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Looks pretty good, but I'd like some BBQ sauce, at least.

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[–] AHorseWithNoNeigh@piefed.social 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 16 points 1 day ago (6 children)

You're going to be constipated

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[–] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The person for sure needs to learn how to cook

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[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Reminds me of a pretty recent game called Pentiment that's like an old school point and click adventure about a murder in a middle age German Abby where a bunch of conversations happen over meals & who you eat with can have an effect on a bunch if stuff in the game. it was pretty cool to include and I'm guessing they tried to go for some accuracy considering how much detail they use on the foods.

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[–] CreativeShotgun@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Am woman, would totally eat. Infact my dinner looks similar except my bread is liquid. And of course some broccoli and onions.

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