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[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 3 points 59 minutes ago

It looks basic but quite tasty if the prep and spicing has been done right.

Not every good meal has to be a Michelin Star affair, y'know. Sometimes, all you need is fries and two kroketten to be satisfied.

[–] oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 53 minutes ago

What, no turnips!?

[–] BaraCoded@literature.cafe 3 points 1 hour ago

Mmm with mayo on the side

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 22 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

Peasants? Even many nobles didn't eat like that every day.

People think that the typical nobleman in the Middle Ages ate like King Henry VIII. That isn't true. Did you know that they determined that at least at a few points in Vlad the Impaler's life he was basically living on a vegan diet? They ate a hell of a lot of vegetables and grains because meat was still expensive for everyone involved.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

This. You had a steady diet of vegetables and bread. Maybe eggs if you had chickens and some small bit of land. Those times were harsh as fuck

[–] elbiter@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Hell no, he had brochettes almost every day...

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 2 points 2 hours ago

Humans on a stick don't count!

[–] Hlodwig@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Vlad, the real inventor of gyros/kebab

[–] menas@lemmy.wtf 5 points 4 hours ago

A medieval peasant wouldn't waste so much work for a single meal. S/he would make a broth of it, with vegetables to make it last for days

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Lol no. How about porridge with water every day of the week.

[–] criscodisco@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

More like porridge with beer…made out of old porridge.

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 hours ago

I sent this to my nephew, lol

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 2 points 4 hours ago

minecraft food:

[–] Damorte@lemmy.world 34 points 9 hours ago

A medieval peasant would be eating gruel, not fancy white bread (that's for royalty basically) or the egg creating machine, because that's what makes the eggs which you will also not eat because the royalty nicks them all as "taxes".

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 hours ago

You need some fiber dude, but other than that, the only other thing you're missing is a tankard of ale!

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 43 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Skyrim ass meal. need a wheel of cheese with it.

[–] arc99@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Try a ploughmans meal - bread, cheese and pickle. Awesome as a lunch.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

And a wineskin full of barley water, chilled in the stream

[–] arc99@lemmy.world 1 points 30 minutes ago

Nah, just a pint of beer

[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (2 children)

Btw, that "ploughman's lunch" was created in the 1960s by british marketing executives. It has nothing to do with medieval times, it's just meant to evoque that vague feeling.

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The branding of ploughman's lunch was invented in the 60s but that same Wikipedia page states it had been a common meal for rural labourers for centuries.

[–] arc99@lemmy.world 1 points 29 minutes ago

The pickle is probably the new aspect. Farm workers have obviously been eating cheese, bread, pasties, cold meats etc. since forever.

[–] lovely_reader@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Thank you for this info. I wouldn't have thought to look into such a thing. It reads to me like it was created by marketers, though, not politicians. It says "the Cheese Bureau, a marketing body affiliated with the J. Walter Thompson advertising agency" created it in the '50s.

[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

You're right, I misremembered the article. Corrected, thanks!

[–] lovely_reader@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Is that a pickle or some pickle?

[–] arc99@lemmy.world 1 points 27 minutes ago

Tangy pickle yes. Branston, piccalilli. Or pickled onions, relish, or somesuch.

[–] LordPassionFruit@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 hours ago

Neither. It's just pickle.

[–] sommerset@thelemmy.club 7 points 8 hours ago

Bro where is the greens?

[–] arc99@lemmy.world 17 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

A lazy supermarket special - a roast chicken in a bag and a baguette roll picked up on the way to the checkout. We've all been there and I'm sure it makes a passable meal, but cooking is a skill everyone should endeavour to be proficient in.

[–] pintsandsocks@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

The bachelor's handbag.

[–] chilicheeselies@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah but lets face it, a supermarket rotisserie chicken is generally cheaper and better than a chicken roasted at home. I dont understand the economic of it, but its true. I have up roasting chicken at home because its just never as succulent

[–] fairyfuzz@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

$5 at Costco babyyyyyy 

[–] mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

I've had good results with spatchcocking, which as a bonus also cuts the cook time in half.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

I'd halve the chicken, skip the bread, and add a bunch of vegetables, and some cheese, but yeah. In fact, that is pretty much what I eat as my main meal at lunchtime every day.

[–] moderatecentrist@feddit.uk 7 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Add some veg, and some butter for the bread, and it's a good meal

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could use some vegetables. 8/10 because lack of said vegetables.

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