Ben: "I had a bacon sandwich, and it wasn't very good"
Tom: "If you'd have gone to a better restaurant, it would've been great!"
Ben: "The one I had on the train was bad"
Tom: parries "I had a bacon egg and cheese in New York which was so bland!"
Adam: "Ok, you must've gone to the wrong place, I'll show you a good one"
I very much appreciated the symmetry in this interaction 🤣